ÁðÜíôçóç ìå ðáñÜèåóçcelticfrost (07-03-12), since1971 (07-03-12)
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Áñ÷éêÞ Äçìïóßåõóç áðü since1971
Áðáíôïýí Üëëïé ãéá ìÝíá....
ÁëëÜ ôÝôïéá êÜíåôå áãüñéá êáé ìå ñß÷íåôå. Êáé ìåôÜ äåí ìðïñþ íá êñáôÞóù êáêßá êáé íá óáò âáóáíßóù...
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ÃÁÌÙ ÔÇ ÃÁËËÉÊÇ ÊÙËÏÖÁÑÄÉÁ ÔÇÍ ÐÏÕÔÁÍÁ ÌÏÕ ÌÅÓÁ
ÂëÝðåéò åêåßíï ôï âïõíü ðïõ ìïéÜæåé ìå êåñÜóé;
celticfrost (07-03-12), Coach (08-03-12), Eleni7 (07-03-12), since1971 (07-03-12)
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Ç áäåñöÜñá ï Ðëáôéíß öôáßåé...
Coach (08-03-12)
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ÔÏ ÐÉÁÓÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ
ÂëÝðåéò åêåßíï ôï âïõíü ðïõ ìïéÜæåé ìå êåñÜóé;
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
ìå ôï "áäåëöáñá" Üëëáîå. ÷ùóôå ÷ùóôå
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Íáé ñååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååååå åååååå!!!!
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Coach (07-03-12)
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Ðïõ íá äåéò óôï èñåíô ôïõ áãþíá...
ÂëÝðåéò åêåßíï ôï âïõíü ðïõ ìïéÜæåé ìå êåñÜóé;
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
ôïí îåöôéëéóå....
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
Åßíáé Ýíáò 20Üñçò, Ýíáò 30Üñçò êáé Ýíáò 40Üñçò êáé íáõáãïýí óå Ýíá íçóß. ÎáöíéêÜ âëÝðïõí óôï áðÝíáíôéÌüíï êÜøåò Ý÷åé üìùò....Ôéò ìéêñïýëåò Üíôå íá ôéò êÜíåé êáëÜ...Ìüíï âëÝðåé...
íçóÜêé ìéá íôïõæßíá 20÷ñïíá ìùñÜ ÷ùñßò ìáãéü íá äéáóêåäÜæïõí êáé íá ôïõò öùíÜæïõí íá ðÜíå êé áõôïß.
- ÃñÞãïñá, ãñÞãïñá! Íá êïëõìðÞóïõìå ìÝ÷ñé áðÝíáíôé!! (ëÝåé ï 20Üñçò)
- ÊÜááôóå ñå ìåãÜëååå íá ïõì', èá öôéÜîïõìå ìéá ó÷åäßá êáé óå 1 ùñßôóá èá åßìáóôå áðÝíáíôé. (ëÝåé ï 30Üñçò)
...êáé ðåôÜãåôáé ï 40Üñçò...
- Ãéáôß ñå ðáéäéÜ íá ôá êÜíïõìå üëá áõôÜ, ìéá ÷áñÜ äåí âëÝðïõìå êé áðü åäþ;
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
RESPECT
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
1 ÅÔÏÕÓ..
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6 ÅÔÙÍ..
-ÌáìÜáááá!
-Ìáìïýíéá! Ôé èåò ðÜëé;
Ñå ãáìþôï, ôé êÜíù ëÜèïò êáé ðáßñíù ôï 100 êáé âãáßíåé ï Óðáíïýëçò;
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áó÷åôï áëëá ìéáò ðïõ åéðåò ãéá íáõáãïõò
Åßíáé Ýíáò 20Üñçò, Ýíáò 30Üñçò êáé Ýíáò 40Üñçò êáé íáõáãïýí óå Ýíá íçóß. ÎáöíéêÜ âëÝðïõí óôï áðÝíáíôé
íçóÜêé ìéá íôïõæßíá 20÷ñïíá ìùñÜ ÷ùñßò ìáãéü íá äéáóêåäÜæïõí êáé íá ôïõò öùíÜæïõí íá ðÜíå êé áõôïß.
- ÃñÞãïñá, ãñÞãïñá! Íá êïëõìðÞóïõìå ìÝ÷ñé áðÝíáíôé!! (ëÝåé ï 20Üñçò)
- ÊÜááôóå ñå ìåãÜëååå íá ïõì', èá öôéÜîïõìå ìéá ó÷åäßá êáé óå 1 ùñßôóá èá åßìáóôå áðÝíáíôé. (ëÝåé ï 30Üñçò)
...êáé ðåôÜãåôáé ï 40Üñçò...
- Ãéáôß ñå ðáéäéÜ íá ôá êÜíïõìå üëá áõôÜ, ìéá ÷áñÜ äåí âëÝðïõìå êé áðü åäþ;
¹ôáí Ýíáò íáõáãüò ó' Ýíá íçóß åðß ðïëëÜ ÷ñüíéá ìüíïò ôïõ.
Åðéâßùíå ìå ìðáíÜíåò, êáñýäåò, êÜíá øÜñé êëð...
Ìéá ìÝñá êáèþò êáèüôáí êáé ÷Üæåõå ôïí ùêåáíü, ðáñáôçñåß êÜôé ìðïõñìðïõëÞèñåò..
Ïé ìðïõñìðïõëÞèñåò ðëçóßáæáí ðñïò ôï ìÝñïò ôïõ êáé ãßíïíôáí üëï êáé ðåñéóóüôåñåò!
ÎÜöíïõ, ðñïâÜëëåé ìßá èåóðÝóéá èçëõêÞ öéãïýñá ìå óôïëÞ äýôç!
Ìå ìßá êßíçóç slow - motion (a - la Hollywood ) âãÜæåé ôçí êïõêïýëá êáé ôç ìÜóêá
áðïêáëýðôïíôáò ôï ïíåéñåìÝíï ôçò ðñüóùðï.
Ï íáõáãüò åß÷å ìåßíåé ìå ôï óôüìá áíïé÷ôü! Ç ãêüìåíá áñ÷ßæåé íá êéíåßôáé ðñïò ôï ìÝñïò ôïõ
ìå åìöáíþò óåîïõáëéêÝò äéáèÝóåéò...
Áíïßãïíôáò áñãÜ êáé âáóáíéóôéêÜ ôï öåñìïõÜñ ôçò óôïëÞò ôçò, êïéôÜåé ìå ëÜãíï âëÝììá ôïí
íáõáãü & ôïõ ëÝåé:
- ÍáõáãÝ, áðü ðüôå Ý÷åéò íá êáðíßóåéò Ýíá êáëü ôóéãáñÜêé;
- Ïõïõ, èá' íáé êáé 5 ÷ñüíéá! áðáíôÜåé åêåßíïò.
ÂãÜæåé ç ãêüìåíá Ýíá ðáêÝôï Camel ìÝóá áð' ôç óôïëÞ ôçò êáé ôïõ ôï ðåôÜåé!
ÊáôåâÜæïíôáò ôï öåñìïõÜñ áêüìá ÷áìçëüôåñá, ëßãï ðéï êÜôù áðü ôï óôÞèïò, êáé êÜíïíôáò
ôï ëÜãíï âëÝììá áêüìá ðéï Ýíôïíï ôïõ ëÝåé:
- ÍáõáãÝ, áðü ðüôå Ý÷åéò íá ðéåéò Ýíá êáëü ïõßóêõ '15 åôþí';
- Ïõïõ, èá åßíáé êáé 7 ÷ñüíéá!
Ìå ìéá êßíçóç, ç ãêüìåíá âãÜæåé Ýíá Dimple áðü ôç óôïëÞ ôçò êáé ôïõ ôï ðåôÜåé!
¸÷ïíôáò ðëÝïí êáôåâÜóåé ôï öåñìïõÜñ ìÝ÷ñé ôïí áöáëü, êïéôÜåé ôï íáõáãü óôá ìÜôéá
êáé üëï íüçìá ôïõ ëÝåé:
- ÍáõáãÝ, áðü ðüôå Ý÷åéò íá... ðåñÜóåéò êáëÜ;
Áõôüò ãïõñëþíåé ôá ìÜôéá ôïõ êáé ÷ùñßò íá ìðïñåß íá ðéóôÝøåé óôá áõôéÜ ôïõ ãéá ôçí ôý÷ç ôïõ,
ôçò áðáíôÜåé ìå äÜêñõá ÷áñÜò óôá ìÜôéá
- Áí ìïõ ðåéò üôé Ý÷åéò êáé Playstation åêåß ìÝóá, èá ðåèÜíù!!!
Áí åß÷á ìéá åõ÷Þ, èá Þôáí íá öôáóù êáðïéá óôéãìç, íá ãéíù ôïóï Ïëõìðéáêüò üóï ï ÓÜââáò Èåïäùñßäçò.
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Åßíáé äýï ïäïêáèáñéóôÝò ìðñïóôÜ áðü ôç
ÂïõëÞ ôùí ÅëëÞíùí êáé ìáæåýïõí ôá óêïõðßäéá áðü ôç ìåãáëåéþäç äéáäÞëùóç ôçò
ðñïçãïýìåíçò çìÝñáò. ÎáöíéêÜ óçêþíåôáé Ýíá âïñéáäÜêé
êáé êÜðïéá áðü ôá ÷áñôéÜ ðïõ åß÷áí ìáæåõôåß áðü ôïõò äýï ïäïêáèáñéóôÝò,
ìðáßíïõí óôï ãñáöåßï ôïõ ÃéùñãÜêç, áðü ôï áíïé÷ôü ðáñÜèõñï…
- ÔñÝîå íá ðñïëÜâåéò, ëÝåé ðáíéêüâëçôïò ï Ýíáò ïäïêáèáñéóôÞò óôïí Üëëï..
ÔñÝ÷åé óá äáéìïíéóìÝíïò ï äåýôåñïò óôï ãñáöåßï ôïõ ÃéùñãÜêç
êáé üôáí åðéóôñÝöåé ôïõ ëÝåé ï ðñþôïò ïäïêáèáñéóôÞò:
- Ðñüëáâåò ?
- ¡¼÷é…. Ôá õðÝãñáøå!!!!!
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ÌenoumeEuropi ôñáëáëé ëéëáëáëï
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
ï êëåöôçò.
ðëçèõíôéêïò?
âïõëç ôùí åëëçíùí
Áí åß÷á ìéá åõ÷Þ, èá Þôáí íá öôáóù êáðïéá óôéãìç, íá ãéíù ôïóï Ïëõìðéáêüò üóï ï ÓÜââáò Èåïäùñßäçò.
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
Õóôåñá áðü ó÷åäüí ìéóü áéþíá ãÜìïõ, åêåßíïò ðåèáßíåé, êáé ìåôÜ áðü ëßãï ôïí áêïëïõèåß åêåßíç. Óôïí ïõñáíü, ôïí óõíáíôÜåé êáé ôñÝ÷ïíôáò êïíôÜ ôïõ, ôïõ ëÝåé:
- ÁãÜðç ìïõ! Ôé üìïñöá íá åßìáóôå êáé ðÜëé ìáæß!
Êé áõôüò :
-´Åëá, êüøå ôéò ìáë@êßåò! Ç óõìöùíßá Þôáí "ÌÝ÷ñé Íá Ìáò ×ùñßóåé Ï ÈÜíáôïò!"
Ôñïöïäïôéêü: 1200 Watt GFX: Sparkle GTX 570 1280MB
ADSL: Forthnet 2Play 24Mbit/1024 Router: Zyxel 661HW-D1
M/B: EVGA nVIDIA Classfield 3 CPU: Quand Core i7 950 3.80 GHz Hard Disks: 7=8.0TB
RAM: 3*4GB RAM 1600MHz DDR3 Sound Card: Sound Blaster X-Fi Titanium Fatal1ty SSD: OCZ Vertex II 120GB Speakers: Logitech Z5500
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
Ôñïöïäïôéêü: 1200 Watt GFX: Sparkle GTX 570 1280MB
ADSL: Forthnet 2Play 24Mbit/1024 Router: Zyxel 661HW-D1
M/B: EVGA nVIDIA Classfield 3 CPU: Quand Core i7 950 3.80 GHz Hard Disks: 7=8.0TB
RAM: 3*4GB RAM 1600MHz DDR3 Sound Card: Sound Blaster X-Fi Titanium Fatal1ty SSD: OCZ Vertex II 120GB Speakers: Logitech Z5500
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
Ôñïöïäïôéêü: 1200 Watt GFX: Sparkle GTX 570 1280MB
ADSL: Forthnet 2Play 24Mbit/1024 Router: Zyxel 661HW-D1
M/B: EVGA nVIDIA Classfield 3 CPU: Quand Core i7 950 3.80 GHz Hard Disks: 7=8.0TB
RAM: 3*4GB RAM 1600MHz DDR3 Sound Card: Sound Blaster X-Fi Titanium Fatal1ty SSD: OCZ Vertex II 120GB Speakers: Logitech Z5500
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