ÁðÜíôçóç ìå ðáñÜèåóçCoach (02-03-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
ÁìÜí Üñ÷éóáí íá öáßíïíôáé ðáñèåíßóôéêá ÷áñáêôçñéóôéêÜ....Áñ÷éêÞ Äçìïóßåõóç áðü ÏÓÖÐ
Ñå ñþôçóá ôç ìÜíá ìïõ ðñïçìåñþí ... ïýôå áõôÞ ôï Þîåñå.
Èá ôï êïéôÜîù ðÜíôùò ... äåí ðñÝðåé íá åßíáé êáêü.
Äõóôõ÷þò åðåéäÞ Ý÷ù ìáíßá íá ðëÝíù ìå ôç ìßá ü,ôé öïñÜù êáé äåí áíôÝ÷ù íá ìáæåýïíôáé ... ÷ñçóéìïðïéþ ÷ñùìïðáãßäåò óðÜíéá ãéáôß ðëõíôÞñéï ãéá 5 êïììÜôéá åê ôùí ïðïßùí ôï 1 îåâÜöåé åßíáé áóýìöïñï ... ïðüôå ôï Ýíá êïììáôÜêé ÷åñÜêé-ëåêáíÜêé ... üðùò èá Ýëåãå êáé ï ÊïóìÜò: "ç ãéáãéÜ ìáò Ýðëåíå ôüíïõò óôç óêÜöç"!...
Coach (02-03-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
ÓôáìÜôá åóý ãéáôß èá ðù óôïí Êþóôá üôé ñùôÜù êÜôé ôïí Ëåùíßäá êáé äåí ðñïëáâáßíåé íá áðáíôÞóåé.ÁìÜí Üñ÷éóáí íá öáßíïíôáé ðáñèåíßóôéêá ÷áñáêôçñéóôéêÜ....
Ôóáö ðåôÜãåôáé ç Åëëçíßäá ìÜíá...
Ñå ãáìþôï, ôé êÜíù ëÜèïò êáé ðáßñíù ôï 100 êáé âãáßíåé ï Óðáíïýëçò;
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
ÓôáìÜôá åóý ãéáôß èá ðù óôïí Êþóôá üôé ñùôÜù êÜôé ôïí Ëåùíßäá êáé äåí ðñïëáâáßíåé íá áðáíôÞóåé.
Ôóáö ðåôÜãåôáé ç Åëëçíßäá ìÜíá...
ÊáëÜ ìÞðùò äåí ôï ðáñáäÝ÷ïìáé; ÁëëÜ óéãÜ óéãÜ ôï êüâù...
Áðü öÝôïò ôïõ åßðá èá ìÜèåé êáé íá ìáãåéñåýåé, ãéá íá ìçí ìå êáôáñéÝôáé óôï ìÝëëïí êáìßá
ãéá ôïí áêáìÜôç ðïõ ôçò Ýöôéáîá.....
Åðßóçò ôïõ ëÝù üôé ìå ðñÞæåé ìå ôï öáãçôü êáé äåí ôñþåé ôßðïôá, áëëÜ èá Ýñèåé ìéá ìÝñá ðïõ êÜðïéá
ìÝ÷ñé êáé ôõñß èá ôïí âÜëåé íá öÜåé (êáôÜ ôï: "áõôÞ ìÝ÷ñé êáé ìïõóôÜêé èá óå âÜëåé íá îõñßóåéò" áðü ôçí åëëçíéêÞ ôáéíßá)
¼ôé üìùò ôá áãüñéá åßíáé ìðïõíôáëÜäåò åßíáé...Áðü öýóç...
Coach (02-03-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
Äåí áëëÜæåé åýêïëá áõôÞ ç íïïôñïðßá áí Ý÷åéò Üíèñùðï áðü ìùñü óôá ðüäéá óïõ ... ï ðáôÝñáò ìïõ óôá 65 êáé íá ìå óêïõíôÜåé ç ãéáãéÜ ìïõ: "ðåò ôïõ êáëÝ íá ñßîåé êÜôé ðÜíù ôïõ, èá êñõþóåé"ÊáëÜ ìÞðùò äåí ôï ðáñáäÝ÷ïìáé; ÁëëÜ óéãÜ óéãÜ ôï êüâù...
Áðü öÝôïò ôïõ åßðá èá ìÜèåé êáé íá ìáãåéñåýåé, ãéá íá ìçí ìå êáôáñéÝôáé óôï ìÝëëïí êáìßá
ãéá ôïí áêáìÜôç ðïõ ôçò Ýöôéáîá.....
Åðßóçò ôïõ ëÝù üôé ìå ðñÞæåé ìå ôï öáãçôü êáé äåí ôñþåé ôßðïôá, áëëÜ èá Ýñèåé ìéá ìÝñá ðïõ êÜðïéá
ìÝ÷ñé êáé ôõñß èá ôïí âÜëåé íá öÜåé (êáôÜ ôï: "áõôÞ ìÝ÷ñé êáé ìïõóôÜêé èá óå âÜëåé íá îõñßóåéò" áðü ôçí åëëçíéêÞ ôáéíßá)
¼ôé üìùò ôá áãüñéá åßíáé ìðïõíôáëÜäåò åßíáé...Áðü öýóç...... êé åìÝíá ôéò ðñïÜëëåò ìïõ ðåôÜåé ç áíéøéÜ ìïõ ìå ãïõñëùìÝíï ìÜôé: "åßóáé ðïëý óêáôïèåßá, óïõ Ý÷ù ðåé åêáôü öïñÝò îÝñù íá íôýíïìáé ìüíç ìïõ".
Ñå ãáìþôï, ôé êÜíù ëÜèïò êáé ðáßñíù ôï 100 êáé âãáßíåé ï Óðáíïýëçò;
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
Äåí áëëÜæåé åýêïëá áõôÞ ç íïïôñïðßá áí Ý÷åéò Üíèñùðï áðü ìùñü óôá ðüäéá óïõ ... ï ðáôÝñáò ìïõ óôá 65 êáé íá ìå óêïõíôÜåé ç ãéáãéÜ ìïõ: "ðåò ôïõ êáëÝ íá ñßîåé êÜôé ðÜíù ôïõ, èá êñõþóåé"
¼÷é äåí áëëÜæåé ôï îÝñù...ÁðëÜ ðñïóðáèþ íá êïõëÜñù üóï ìðïñþ...
Êáé âãáßíåé ðéï ðïëý üóï ìåãáëþíïõí êáé áíåîáñôçôïðïéïýíôáé...Åêåß óå ðéÜíåé ðáíéêüò...
Coach (02-03-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
ÈÝëù ÅëÝíç ìå ôçí Üëëç ÅëÝíç (ÌåíåãÜêç) óå talk show ãéá ôï Internet êáé ôçí ôå÷íïëïãßá
Ñå ãáìþôï, ôé êÜíù ëÜèïò êáé ðáßñíù ôï 100 êáé âãáßíåé ï Óðáíïýëçò;
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
ÈÝëù ÅëÝíç ìå ôçí Üëëç ÅëÝíç (ÌåíåãÜêç) óå talk show ãéá ôï Internet êáé ôçí ôå÷íïëïãßá
Åãþ öôáßù ðïõ âãÞêå ëéíê óå áõôü ðïõ Ýâáëå ï ÊïóìÜò;
Êáé ôï Ýâáëå ðïëý óïâáñÜ äåí ãåëïýóå, ðïõ íá ôï êáôáëÜâù;
Ìðïñåß íá ôï Ý÷åé êáé ôï üíïìá ñå Üíôå ðéá....
Ñþôá ôïí ÆïõðÜí üôáí ðñïóðáèïýóá íá äù áí ìïõ êëÝâïõí åìÝíá ßíôåñíåô êé áí ôï Ý÷ù êëåéäùìÝíï...
¸øá÷íá êùäéêïýò, Ýøá÷íá ôï ñïýôåñ, ìïõ ìðÞêáí õðïøßåò ãéá üëç ôç ãåéôïíéÜ üôé ôüóï êáéñü ìå Ýêëåâå
êáé äåí ôï åß÷á ðÜñåé ÷áìðÜñé...
Êé åíþ åß÷á áóýñìáôï ï Ëåùíßäáò ãéá íá óõíäåèåß ìå ôï PSP óôï ßíôåñíåô óõíäåüôáí ìå ôïõ ãåßôïíá ãéáôß ôïõ Ýëåãá üôé ôï äéêü ìáò
äåí ôï Ý÷ù âÜëåé óôï áóýñìáôï...
Åíþ ëåéôïõñãïýóå êáíïíéêÜ êáé ôï áóýñìáôï...Ôï ðÞñå ÷áìðÜñé ìüíïò ôïõ êáé âñÞêå ôïí êùäéêü ìáò...
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
“The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.”
¯ Bertrand Russell
Coach (02-03-12), VALVERDES_7 (02-03-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
Ñå ðáéäéÜ äåí ìðïñåß íá ôá ëÝåé óïâáñÜ áõôÜ ôá ðñÜãìáôá
ÌenoumeEuropi ôñáëáëé ëéëáëáëï
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
Áí åß÷á ìéá åõ÷Þ, èá Þôáí íá öôáóù êáðïéá óôéãìç, íá ãéíù ôïóï Ïëõìðéáêüò üóï ï ÓÜââáò Èåïäùñßäçò.
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
ÄéáêïðÝò 2012:
Ñå ãáìþôï, ôé êÜíù ëÜèïò êáé ðáßñíù ôï 100 êáé âãáßíåé ï Óðáíïýëçò;
sadi (04-03-12), sirkostas (06-03-12), VALVERDES_7 (15-03-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
.......ÓôáìÜôá åóý ãéáôß èá ðù óôïí Êþóôá üôé ñùôÜù êÜôé ôïí Ëåùíßäá êáé äåí ðñïëáâáßíåé íá áðáíôÞóåé.
Ôóáö ðåôÜãåôáé ç Åëëçíßäá ìÜíá...
Coach (06-03-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
ÊõñéáêÜôéêï ðñùúíü óôçí êïõæßíá êáé ç óýæõãïò ôçãáíßæåé áõãÜ…
Ï óýæõãïò, áãïõñïîõðíçìÝíïò, åôïéìÜæåé ôïí êáöÝ, ðßíåé ìéá ãïõëéÜ êáé ìåôÜ ðÜåé êáé óôÝêåôáé áêñéâþò äßðëá áðü ôçí óýæõãï, ðáñáôçñþíôáò ðñïóåêôéêÜ ôá áõãÜ.
Ðßíåé Üëëç ìéá ãïõëéÜ êáöÝ…. êáé áñ÷ßæåé íá öùíÜæåé ðáíéêüâëçôïò:
- Ðñüóå÷å…ÐÑÏÓÅ×Å! ÂÜëå êé Üëëï âïýôõñï! Èåïýëç ìïõ!
- ¸÷åéò âÜëåé ðïëëÜ ìáæß óôï ôçãÜíé! ÐÁÑÁ ÐÏËËÁ! Ãýñíá ôá.
- Ãýñíá ôá ÔÙÑÁ! ×ñåéÜæïíôáé êé Üëëï âïýôõñï.
- Ìá ðïõ èá âñïýìå êé Üëëï ÂÏÕÔÕÑÏ; Ùñáßá…
- Ìç, ÐÑÏÓÅ×Å, èá óïõ ÊÏËËÇÓÏÕÍ! Ðñïóå÷ôéêÜ…
- ÐÑÏÓÅ×ÔÉÊÁ! Óïõ åßðá ÐÑÏÓÅ×Å! ÐïôÝ äåí ì¢áêïýò åìÝíá… ÐÏÔÅ!
- ÃñÞãïñá Ãýñíá ôá ÃÑÇÃÏÑÁ! Åßóáé ôñåëÞ; Ôá Ý÷åéò ðáßîåé;
- Ìçí îå÷Üóåéò íá ôá áëáôßóåéò, üëï ôï îå÷íÜò ôï áëÜôé…
- ÂÜëå áëÜôé, ÁËÁÔÉ! ÂÁËÅ ÁËÁÔÉ ÓÏÕ ÅÉÐÁ!!!
Ç ãõíáßêá Ý÷åé ìåßíåé áðïóâïëùìÝíç.
- “Ôé Ýðáèåò Üíèñùðå ìïõ; Ôé öùíÜæåéò ìÝóá óôï áõôß ìïõ;”, ôïí ñùôÜåé…
Ï óýæõãïò îáöíéêÜ çñåìåß ôåëåßùò êáé áðáíôÜåé…
- "¹èåëá áðëÜ íá óïõ äåßîù ðùò åßíáé íá óå Ý÷ù óõíïäçãü üôáí ïäçãÜù…”
sirkostas (06-03-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
Ôñïöïäïôéêü: 1200 Watt GFX: Sparkle GTX 570 1280MB
ADSL: Forthnet 2Play 24Mbit/1024 Router: Zyxel 661HW-D1
M/B: EVGA nVIDIA Classfield 3 CPU: Quand Core i7 950 3.80 GHz Hard Disks: 7=8.0TB
RAM: 3*4GB RAM 1600MHz DDR3 Sound Card: Sound Blaster X-Fi Titanium Fatal1ty SSD: OCZ Vertex II 120GB Speakers: Logitech Z5500
BrazHlias (07-03-12), celticfrost (07-03-12)
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
Ôñïöïäïôéêü: 1200 Watt GFX: Sparkle GTX 570 1280MB
ADSL: Forthnet 2Play 24Mbit/1024 Router: Zyxel 661HW-D1
M/B: EVGA nVIDIA Classfield 3 CPU: Quand Core i7 950 3.80 GHz Hard Disks: 7=8.0TB
RAM: 3*4GB RAM 1600MHz DDR3 Sound Card: Sound Blaster X-Fi Titanium Fatal1ty SSD: OCZ Vertex II 120GB Speakers: Logitech Z5500
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
Äåí èÝëù íá óå ôñïìÜîù, áëëÜ ìåôáîý ôïõò ëÝíå üôé ðåñíÜíå êáëýôåñá ìå ôï ìáñáöÝôé áð' üôé ìå Ýíáí Üíôñá.
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
¸ôóé ëÝíå....?Äåí èÝëù íá óå ôñïìÜîù, áëëÜ ìåôáîý ôïõò ëÝíå üôé ðåñíÜíå êáëýôåñá ìå ôï ìáñáöÝôé áð' üôé ìå Ýíáí Üíôñá.
Ôñïöïäïôéêü: 1200 Watt GFX: Sparkle GTX 570 1280MB
ADSL: Forthnet 2Play 24Mbit/1024 Router: Zyxel 661HW-D1
M/B: EVGA nVIDIA Classfield 3 CPU: Quand Core i7 950 3.80 GHz Hard Disks: 7=8.0TB
RAM: 3*4GB RAM 1600MHz DDR3 Sound Card: Sound Blaster X-Fi Titanium Fatal1ty SSD: OCZ Vertex II 120GB Speakers: Logitech Z5500
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
êáé ãù ëåù ïôé èåëù íá ðáù óôï öåããáñé...
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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