"Μπάτμαν και μαλακίες..."
Εγώ είμαι το "μικρό επαρχιωτόπουλο" και κατ' άλλους, ο
"λάγνος, ημεδαπός λογιστής".
Γιατί λέμε όχι στα greeklish:
- Τι κάνεις;
- Bafo
- Μπάφο;;;
- Βάφω ρε μαλάκα!
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- Thelo kapoios na me xysei sthn plath.
- Γράψε ελληνικά κοπελιά να καταλάβουμε τι θες.![]()
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The Dude (01-09-15)
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
Δυο τυποι ανοιγουν κρεοπωλειο και τη μερα που ειναι ετοιμοι τους πιανει τρακ
- Φιλε εχω πανικο δεν την εχω ξανακανει τη δουλεια...
- Μη φοβασαι ρε ευκολα ειναι μπενει ο πελατης, παραγκελνει, ζηγιζεις, δεινεις, πληρωνει, ετοιμος
- Ναι ρε συ καλα λες αλλα δεν μπορω να το φανταστω
- Ελα να κανουμε δοκιμη, κανε εσυ τον πελετη.
Βγαινει ο τυπος ο τρακαρισμενος και μπαινει μεσα σαν πελατης:
- Καλημερα δυο μπυρες και μια κοκα κολα
- Ρε μπαγλαμα κρεοπωλειο ανοιξαμε!!!
- καλα λες το ξεχασα, καταραμενο αγχος, αντε ακομα μια.
- Τρεις Μαλαματινες και δυο 7up...
- Ρε με δουλευεις κατσε εδω θα κωνω εγω τον πελατη.
Μπαινει μεσα ο τυπος ο κουλαρισμενος
- Καλημερα, ενα κιλο κιμα και τρεις μπριζολες παρακαλω.
Τον κοιταει ο τρακαρισμενος και τον ρωταει
-Τα μπουκαλια τα φερες!!!
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Τηλεφωνώντας σε ροζ γραμμή:
- Γεια, είμαι η Τζούλια και θα κάνω ότι μου πεις.
- Γεια σου Τζούλια, έχεις βάιμπερ;![]()
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
iakov7 (03-09-15)
Στη θεση της γατας δεν θα κουναγα τιποτε...
Αλλα αυτηνης τα θελει ο κωλος της![]()
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
[YOUTUBE]Rvz6y_TR7oQ[/YOUTUBE]
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
estai (08-09-15)
"Μπάτμαν και μαλακίες..."
Εγώ είμαι το "μικρό επαρχιωτόπουλο" και κατ' άλλους, ο
"λάγνος, ημεδαπός λογιστής".
BrazHlias (06-09-15), consigliere (06-09-15), ILIAS-KORLEONE <<JESUS>> (06-09-15), Rena (06-09-15)
Την ξετρύπωσε ο ΒραζΗλίας, αλλού...
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"Μπάτμαν και μαλακίες..."
Εγώ είμαι το "μικρό επαρχιωτόπουλο" και κατ' άλλους, ο
"λάγνος, ημεδαπός λογιστής".
differance (08-09-15), giovanni#10 (06-09-15), The Dude (06-09-15)
"Μπάτμαν και μαλακίες..."
Εγώ είμαι το "μικρό επαρχιωτόπουλο" και κατ' άλλους, ο
"λάγνος, ημεδαπός λογιστής".
Bill_K (28-09-15)
Μπάουγκ είμαι αφού...
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Αλαφουζος.
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