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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
chainsaw (12-11-17), consigliere (25-10-17), drizzt (25-10-17), georgethirdeye (25-12-17)
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
chainsaw (12-11-17), consigliere (28-10-17), Rena (01-02-18), ~mxls~ (08-02-18)
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
estai (30-11-17)
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
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Διαχρονικο:
Πάει ένας δημοσιογράφος σε ένα βοσκό και τον ρωτάει:
-Θα ήθελα να σας κάνω μερικές ερωτήσεις για ένα ρεπορτάζ.
-Πολύ ευχαρίστως. Πείτε μου.
-Πόση χλόη τρώνε ημερησίως τα πρόβατά σας;
-Τα άσπρα ή τα μαύρα;
-Τα άσπρα.
-Τα άσπρα τρώνε περίπου 20 κιλά χλόη.
-Και τα μαύρα;
-Και τα μαύρα περίπου 20 κιλά τρώνε.
-Να ρωτήσω κάτι άλλο. Πόσο νερό πίνουν;
-Τα άσπρα ή τα μαύρα;
-Τα άσπρα!
-Aυτές τις μέρες τα άσπρα λόγω ζέστης πίνουν πολύ. Περίπου 40 λίτρα.
-Και τα μαύρα;
-Και αυτά λόγω ζέστης πίνουν πολύ. Περίπου 40 λίτρα και αυτά.
Ο δημοσιογράφος τσαντίζεται και τον ρωτάει:
-Το καλοκαίρι όταν τα κουρεύετε, πόσα κιλά μαλλί βγάζουν;
-Τα άσπρα ή τα μαύρα;
-Τα άσπρα γαμώτο!
-Τα άσπρα βγάζουν περίπου 200 κιλά.
-Και τα μαύρα;
-Και τα μαύρα περίπου 200 κιλά.
-Γιατί το κάνεις αυτό; Aφού και τα μαύρα και τα άσπρα τα ίδια κάνουν!
-Γιατι τα άσπρα είναι δικά μου!
-Και τα μαύρα;
-Και τα μαύρα δικά μου είναι!
chainsaw (12-11-17), georgethirdeye (11-11-17), panahs7 (11-12-17), Rena (01-02-18), The Dude (10-11-17)
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
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Η λίαν εύσωμος δασκάλα ρωτά τους μαθητές της:
Παιδάκια, τι μας δίνει η κότα;
Αυγά, κυρία!
Παιδιά, τι μας δίνει το γουρούνι;
Μπέικον, κυρία!
Παιδιά, τι μας δίνει η αγελάδα;
Δουλειά για το σπίτι, κυρία!
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
estai (30-11-17)
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Οταν την βλέπεις το βράδυ στο μπαρ κι έχεις χτυπήσει πέντε ουίσκια... και το πρωί όταν ξυπνάς με πονοκέφαλο... true story, έτσι μου έχουν πει, δεν ξέρω...
There is a Dude in town
estai (30-11-17)
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αυτα καλο ειναι να μην γινονται
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
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Ποια ακριβώς;Αρχική Δημοσίευση από BrazHlias
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Ρωτάς και ποιά ακριβώς ρε τύπε; Δε βλέπεις βάψιμο ο τοίχος; Απαράδεκτο...
There is a Dude in town
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
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ΚΑΝΕΙΣ ΚΑΝΕΙΣ
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
BrazHlias (12-12-17)
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
Απάντηση: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
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