differance (31-05-17)
-Γυμναστήριο;
-Μάλιστα.
-Αυτό απέναντι απ'τα σουβλάκια του Μήτσου;
-Αυτό.
-Πείτε του μαλακα οτι εχει ανοικτό το τηλέφωνο θέλω να παραγγείλω!
differance (31-05-17)
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
flessanto (18-06-17)
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
BrazHlias (23-06-17), patrickdrd (23-06-17)
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
dimace (23-06-17)
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
BrazHlias (03-07-17), differance (03-07-17), estai (03-07-17)
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
flessanto (16-07-17), panahs7 (15-07-17), Red&White-Nick-7 (15-07-17)
Να δω αν θα γελάτε όταν θα μας κυβερνήσει.![]()
flessanto (16-07-17), Red&White-Nick-7 (15-07-17)
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
BrazHlias (23-07-17), Red&White-Nick-7 (27-07-17)
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
BrazHlias (29-07-17), dimace (27-07-17), Red&White-Nick-7 (27-07-17)
Αληθινή ιστορία:
Πάει η γιαγιά μου (η οποία είναι ο ορισμός της λέξης "μορφη" να κάνει εγχείρηση καταρράκτη (στα μάτια για όσους δεν ξέρουν)
- γιατρέ μετά την εγχείρηση θα βλέπω κανονικά;
- Ναι φυσιολογικά
- θα βλέπω δηλαδή σαν να είμαι κοριτσάκι;
- Ναι θα μπορείτε ακόμη και να διαβάσετε χωρίς πρόβλημα.
-Α ωραία γιατί μέχρι τώρα δεν ήξερα να διαβάζω.
Στάλθηκε από το LG-D855 μου χρησιμοποιώντας Tapatalk
patrickdrd (31-07-17)
Χαχαχαχαχαχαχα
«Λέγεις πασά μου να σε προσκυνήσω. Κι εγώ ρώτησα τον πούτζον μου και μου είπε να μη σε προσκυνήσω»...
Γεώργιος Καραϊσκάκης προς τον Μαχμούτ πασά, 1823
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
The Dude (02-09-17)
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
flessanto (02-09-17)
Στο 90% των περιπτώσεων όταν χτυπάει το θυροτηλέφωνο, από κάτω είναι ο "εγώ είμαι έλα".![]()
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
thelastbaron (03-09-17)
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
—John Lennon
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