ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
Óå óõíÝíôåõîç ãéá ôçí ðñüóëçøç îõëïêüðùí, êáôáöèÜíåé ï ðñþôïò õðïøÞöéïò. Ôýðïò äýï ìÝôñá ìõþäçò óáí ôïí Óôáëüíå ìå Ýíá ôóåêïýñé óôïí þìï.
-ÊáëçóðÝñá.
-ÊáëçóðÝñá óáò. ¸÷åôå êÜðïéá ðñïûðçñåóßá óôïí ôïìÝá ôçò õëïôïìßáò;
Ìå âáñéÜ öùíÞ áðáíôÜ ï ôýðïò:
-ÄåêáðÝíôå ÷ñüíéá óôá äÜóç ôïõ ÊáíáäÜ Ýêïâá Ýëáôá áðü ôï ðñùß ìÝ÷ñé ôï âñÜäõ!
-ÁÁÁ! Ðïëý êáëÜ ëïéðüí!Åõ÷áñéóôïýìå ðïëý. Èá óáò åéäïðïéÞóïõìå.
ÌåôÜ áðü ëßãï ìðáßíåé óôï ãñáöåßï ôýðïò áêüìá ðéï èçñéþäçò ìå ìïýóêïõëá áëÜ ÓâáôóåíÝãêåñ êáé ìå äýï ôóåêïýñéá óôïõò þìïõò!
-ÊáëçóðÝñá óáò.
-ÊáëçóðÝñá óáò. ¸÷åôå êÜðïéá ðñïçðõñåóßá óôïí ÷þñï;
-Íáé âÝâáéá!Åßêïóé ÷ñüíéá Ýêïâá ôñïðéêÜ äÝíôñá óôá âÜèç ôïõ Áìáæïíßïõ íõ÷èéìåñüí!
-ÁÁÁ!ÕðÝñï÷á!Ðéóôåýù üôé ìÜëëïí ìáò êÜíåôå! Èá óáò åéäïðïéÞóïõìå ðÜñáõôá!
Ôåëåõôáßïò ìðáßíåé óôï ãñáöåßï ôýðïò ìéêñïóêïðéêüò, êáêïìïéñÜêïò, 1,50 ìå ôá ÷Ýñéá óôçí áíÜôáóç êáé ñáêÝíäõôïò, ÷ùñßò íá êñáôÜåé ïýôå óïõãéÜ!
-ÊáëçóðÝñá óáò.
-ÊáëçóðÝñá óáò...Ôé áêñéâþò èá èÝëáôå;
-¹ñèá ãéá ôçí áããåëßá. Äåí æçôÜôå êÜðïéïí îõëïêüðï;
-Íáé áëëÜ íá óáò ðù ôçí áëÞèåéá...(äéóôÜæåé êÜðùò áðü ôï ðáñïõóéáóôéêü ôïõ)äåí íïìßæù üôé åßóôå êáôÜëëçëïò.¸÷åôå äïõëÝøåé êÜðïõ ùò îõëïêüðïò;
-Âåâáßùò êýñéå ìïõ...30 ÷ñüíéá óôçí Óá÷Üñá!
-×Á×Á...Ìá ç Óá÷Üñá äåí Ý÷åé äÝíôñá...
-ÔÙÑÁ äåí Ý÷åé...
"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
-Ãéþñãï ôé íÝá, ðþò åßíáé ç Éóëáíäßá?
-¼ëá êáëÜ. Ãíþñéóá êáé ìéá êïðÝëá êáé åßìáóôå ìáæß åäþ êáé 6 ìÞíåò
-One-night stand?
Ößëç:ÂãÞêá ìå Ýíá ðïëý ùñáßï ðáéäß ÷ôåò, üìïñöïò, êáëïóõíÜôïò óðïõäáãìÝíïò óôï åîùôåñéêü..
Åãþ:ÁëÞèåéá? Ðïõ ôåëåßùóå?
Ößëç: Óôï óôüìá ìïõ
- ÊáëçóðÝñá. 2 êéëÜ êáôåøõãìÝíá öáóïëÜêéá èá Þèåëá...
- ÌðÜñìðá ÓôÜèç..;
- ÁíéøéÝ.
êáé óôï ßäéï êëßìá
-êáëçóðÝñá,ìéá óáêïýëá äüëùìá èá Þèåëá.
-óêïõëÞêé;
-Èåï÷Üñç;
-ðÝèáíå ï Ãéþñãïò!
-áðü ôé ñå óõ?
-áðü ôï áëêïüë, Þðéå 20 ëßôñá ìðýñá óå Ýíá âñÜäõ, ôïõ Üñåóå ðïëý âëÝðåéò...
-óïâáñÜ? êáé ðüôå èá ãßíåé ç êçäåßá?
-èá ãßíåé ìåèáýñéï êáé èá ìïéñáóôåß äùñåÜí ìðýñá óå üëïõò
-ãéáôß èá ìïéñáóôåß ìðýñá óôç êçäåßá?
-ôéìÞò heineken
-Áí åß÷á Ýíá ôæéôæéêá ãéá êáôïéêßäéï èá ôïí Ýâãáæá "ïõñáíü" !
-"Ïõñáíü"?
-Íáé îÝñåéò.."sky,ï ôæéôæéêáò"
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
captain-cook (16-09-14), dimace (16-09-14), Du3lisT (20-09-14), sabar77 (27-09-14), sirkostas (16-09-14)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
¸íáò ôýðïò óå Ýíá ìðáñ ðëçóéÜæåé ìéá îáíèéÜ êáé ôç ñùôÜåé:
"- Ï åðéèåôéêüò åäþ - ï áìõíôéêüò åêåß. Ôé åßíáé..;"
"- ÏöóÜéíô..!" ÁðáíôÜåé.
ÅðéóôñÝöåé óôçí ðáñÝá ôïõ, ï ôýðïò êáé ëÝåé:
"- Óáò ôï åßðá ñå ìáëÜêåò. ÔñáâÝëé åßíáé..."
"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
Ðåôõ÷áßíù ôïí ÌÜíôæïõêéôò ðñéí áðü ëßãï óôï 826 êáé Ýðáèá ðëÜêá. Ôïõ ëÝù:
-ÊáëÜ ñå ÌÜñéï, ôé äïõëåéÜ Ý÷åéò åóý åäþ;
-Êåñáôóéíéþôçò åßìáé ñå ößëå..
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
ôé êõêëïöïñåé åêåé åîù åëåõèåñï....
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
(êáìåíá åðéóôçìïíéêá)
Ôçí óôñßìùîá óôç ãùíßá êáé ôçò åßðá:
-Áí f ðáñïõóéÜæåé ôïðéêü åëÜ÷éóôï óôï ×ï êáé ôï ×ï áíÞêåé óôï Df êáé f ðáñáãùãßóéìç óôï ×ï ôüôå f'(Xo)=0...
Þèåëá íá ôçò ôïí FermÜñù....
- ÈÝëù íá ÷ùñßóïõìå..
- Cu + 2HgCl -> CuCl2 + 2Hg
-Ôþñá ôé áíôßäñáóç åßíáé áõôÞ;
- Ôé äéáöïñÜ Ý÷åé ç ÉùÜííá ìå ôçí ¶ííá;
- Ç ¶ííá äåí Ý÷åé óôñïöïñìÞ...
BrazHlias (20-09-14), consigliere (20-09-14), metro (22-09-14)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
Áí îÝñáìå ÂïóêÝ ôé êïõë Üôïìá èá ðÜíå óôçí óõíáõëßá ôçò ÃêáãêÜ, èá Þìáóôáí áðü ôïõò ðñþôïõò ðïõ èá ðáßñíáìå åéóéôÞñéï. (ï ÌÝãéóôïò ðÞãå. ÓéãÜ ìçí Ý÷áíå ôÝôïéï ãåãïíüò êáé ôÝôïéá óðÝóéáë ðáñÝá...)Áñ÷éêÞ Äçìïóßåõóç áðü vasilis-thrylos7
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
Long Text Frame - ÄéáâÜóôå áí èÝëåôå ìå ôï êïõìðÜêé 'ÅìöÜíéóç' ôï êåßìåíï:
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
Ãåãïíüò íáé, íá ôï äå÷ôþ. ×Üðåíéíãê èá Ýëåãá ðåñéóóüôåñï. Óõíáõëßá, ìå ôßðïôá.Áí îÝñáìå ÂïóêÝ ôé êïõë Üôïìá èá ðÜíå óôçí óõíáõëßá ôçò ÃêáãêÜ, èá Þìáóôáí áðü ôïõò ðñþôïõò ðïõ èá ðáßñíáìå åéóéôÞñéï. (ï ÌÝãéóôïò ðÞãå. ÓéãÜ ìçí Ý÷áíå ôÝôïéï ãåãïíüò êáé ôÝôïéá óðÝóéáë ðáñÝá...)
«ËÝãåéò ðáóÜ ìïõ íá óå ðñïóêõíÞóù. Êé åãþ ñþôçóá ôïí ðïýôæïí ìïõ êáé ìïõ åßðå íá ìç óå ðñïóêõíÞóù»...
Ãåþñãéïò ÊáñáúóêÜêçò ðñïò ôïí Ìá÷ìïýô ðáóÜ, 1823
voskos_7 (20-09-14)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
ÁõôÜ ôá äñþìåíá, åßíáé ôüóï óõíáõëßåò üóï ï ìïñôÞò, óôï ðáñáðÜíù âßíôåï, îÝñåé áðü ìïõóéêÞ êáé ðõãìá÷ßá...
"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
ÅíôÜîåé ñå ößëå, äéêáßùìá ôïõ êáèåíüò íá äéáóêåäÜæåé üðùò èÝëåé, áëëÜ ñå áãüñé ìïõ (ëÝìå ôþñá), ÔÉ ËÅÓ;;;;!!!! Ôï ÷åéò êÜøåé ôåëåßùò;!! ¹ôáí ôï üíåéñü óïõ íá äåéò ôç ÃêÜãêá; Ôç ÃêÜãêá ñå ð..óôç ìïõ (óôçí êõñéïëåîßá!);;; Ùñáßá üíåéñá Ý÷åéò ñå íôïõâÜñ'! Ï Üëëïò ðÞãå êé Ýäùóå 150¤ ãéá ôá åéóéôÞñéá. Êé áðü êïíôÜ ç... ìáìÜ! Ãéá íá äïýíå ôç ÃêÜãêá! Êáé ìåôÜ áðïñïýìå ãéá ôá åêëïãéêÜ áðïôåëÝóìáôá...
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
Åßóôå óêëçñïß, Üêáñäïé, áíá÷ñïíéóôéêïß êáé èá ìáò îáíáêëåßóïõí ôçí êåñêßäá, óå êáíÝíá ðáé÷íßäé üðùò ðÜôå...
Óå ëßãï êáéñü, èá âëÝðù ãêüìåíåò íá óðÜíå ðéÜôá êáé íá ñß÷íïõí æåúìðåêÝò óôïí ÊáññÜ êáé ïé Üíôñåò áðü äßðëá íá ÷áóìïõñéïýíôáé, íá ó÷ïëéÜæïõí ôïõò Üëëïõò, áðü äßðëá, íá ðáßæïõí ìå ôï êéíçôü êáé íá øÜ÷íïõí ãéá êëáìðÜêé after, þóôå íá Ýñèïõí óôá ßóéá ôïõò, ìåôÜ áðü ôçí ôáëáéðùñßá.
"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
dimace (20-09-14)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
öéëå áéóèçôéêá óõìöùíù ìáæé óïõ, áëëá áðï ôçí áëëç êáé ôï íá äéíåéò 40-50 åõñù ãéá íá äåéò ôïí êáèå "ìéëéâïãéåâéôò" íá ðáéæåé ìðáëá, äåí å÷åé êáé ôåñáóôéá äéáöïñá.
Åðéóçò, ïé áíôéäñáóåéò ôùí "ïðáäùí" ôçò ãêáãêá êáé ôïõ Ïëõìðéáêïõ ìðïñåé íá åéíáé áêñùò áíôéèåôåò, áëëá åéíáé ôï éäéï õðåñâïëéêåò. Äçëáäç èåëù íá ðù: ðùò ìðïñù íá êñéíù åãù áõôïí ôïí ôõðï, ïôáí ðáù óêáù åíá ðåíçíôáñé êáé ëåù ìå ôïõò öéëïõò ìïõ, "èá ôá ãáìçóïõìå ôá ìïõ...êéá áðï ôçí éóðáíéá"; Ç ìéá öáóç ðéï ìåôñïóåîïõáë, ç áëëç ðéï ìðñïõôáë, áëëá ðñïóðáèùíôáò íá ôï ðñïóåããéóù áíôéêåéìåíéêá, ôï éäéï çëéèéåò.
Óïõ îáíáëåù, áéóèçôéêá, åéìáé 100% ìáæé óïõ, áëëá áðï ôçí áëëç óêåöôïìáé ðùò èá ôïõ öáéíïìáé åãù áõôïõíïõ, ïôáí ÷ïñïðçäáù óáí êáôóéêé êáé öùíáæù ëåò êáé åéìáé óôçí ëáéêç áãïñá, åðåéäç ï ìïõæáêáïõ åâáëå ãêïë.
Áí åß÷á ìéá åõ÷Þ, èá Þôáí íá öôáóù êáðïéá óôéãìç, íá ãéíù ôïóï Ïëõìðéáêüò üóï ï ÓÜââáò Èåïäùñßäçò.
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
Ìüëéò ðåñéãñÜöåéò ôï üñáìá ôïõ áñ÷éåñÝá ÓÜêç áðü ôï Âáíêïýâåñ! ¼ðùò ôçí áðïêáëåß: «Ç ÌåôÜ - Êïéíùíßá»
Ùñáßïò Çëßá! Ôï ðþò ôçí âñßóêåé ï êáèÝíáò åßíáé ÊÁÈÁÑÁ ðñïóùðéêü ãïýóôï.
*ìéá ðëçñïöïñßá ãéá ôçí Lady ôçí ïðïßá ßóùò áãíïåßôå: Åßíáé ðïëý êáëÞ ðéáíßóôá, ãñÜöåé ç ßäéá ðïëëÜ áð' ôá ôñáãïýäéá ôçò êáé tonal åßíáé ßóùò ç ðéï óùóôÞ êáé êáëýôåñç öùíÞ ìåôÜ ôçí Amy Winehouse! Áí åß÷å ëßãï êáëýôåñç áéóèçôéêÞ èá ìðïñïýóå íá êÜíåé ðïëý êáëÞ ìïõóéêÞ êáé íá áöÞóåé åðï÷Þ óôï ôñáãïýäé üðùò ç ìáêáñßôéóóá. Ç ÌÏÍÇ óÞìåñá ðïõ ìðïñåß íá êÜôóåé óôá ðëÞêôñá äßðëá óôçí Melody êáé ìéá ìÝñá íá âÜëåé ðüäé óôï Abbey road... Óáò ôï ëÝåé êÜðïéïò ðïõ äåí èá Ýäéíå ïýôå ìéóü åõñþ ãéá ôÝôïéá ìïõóéêÞ...
voskos_7 (20-09-14)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÅÄÙ ÃÅËÁÌÅ!
Ñå óõ ôñüë ôé óõãêñßíïõìå ôþñá; Åßíáé äõíáôüí íá Ý÷åé üíåéñï íá äåé ôç ÃêÜãêá; Ok êé åãþ Ý÷ù üíåéñá ãéá ôï Èñýëï, áëëÜ äå íïìßæù üôé ìðïñïýìå íá ôá âÜëïõìå óôç æõãáñéÜ êáé íá ôá óõãêñßíïõìå. Ôï êáôáëáâáßíù ðùò ìðïñåß íá åßíáé åßäùëï ãéá êÜðïéïõò, áõôïß ïé êÜðïéïé ðïéïé åßíáé ó÷ïëéÜæù. Ôï íá ÷ïñïðçäÜò åóý óáí êáôóßêé ãéá ôç ìðÜëá, íïìßæù åßíáé öõóéïëïãéêÞ åîÝëéîç ôçò æùÞò, ôï íá ðåñéìÝíåé áõôüò 20 ÷ñïíþí ôç ìéóÞ ôïõ æùÞ íá äåé ôç ÃêÜãêá êáé íá... ôñÝìåé ïëüêëçñïò, äåí åßíáé ñå ößëå. Äåí îÝñù áí áêïýãåôáé (Þ åßíáé) ñáôóéóôéêü áõôü, áðëÜ åßíáé ëßãï Üêõñï. Ðñþôá áð' üëá ï ßäéïò èá Ýðñåðå íá áíáèåùñÞóåé ãéá ôá üíåéñÜ ôïõ, åãþ ðåñéóóåýù...
ÕÃ. Êáé íá õðïãñáììßóù üôé äåí âÜæù óôçí áðÝíáíôé ðëåõñÜ Üôïìá ðïõ äåí âëÝðïõí ìðÜëá êáé íá ôá ÷áñáêôçñßóù ùò ìç öõóéïëïãéêÜ. Ìðïñåß íá êÜíïõí Üëëá ðñÜãìáôá äçìéïõñãéêÜ, üðùò ð÷ íá áó÷ïëïýíôáé ðñáãìáôéêÜ ìå ìïõóéêÞ.
Äéêáéþìáôá - ÅðéëïãÝò
ÁðÜíôçóç ìå ðáñÜèåóç
Bookmarks