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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
ÐñÜãìáôá ðïõ äåí èá ãíùñßæáìå, åÜí äåí õðÞñ÷å ï êéíçìáôïãñÜöïò
1. ÐÜíôá Ýíáò áðü äýï ðáíïìïéüôõðïõò äßäõìïõò åßíáé óáôáíéêüò.
2. ÅÜí ðñüêåéôáé íá áðáóöáëßóåéò ìéá âüìâá, üðïéï êáëþäéï êáé íá êüøåéò åßíáé ôï óùóôü.
3. Óå óêçíÞ êáñÜôå, åÜí ïé áíôßðáëïé åßíáé ðïëëïß ìç íïéÜæåóáé ãéáôß èá ðåñéìÝíïõí êáñôåñéêÜ íá óïõ åðéôåèïýí Ýíáò-Ýíáò.
4. ¼ôáí óâÞóåéò ôï öùò ôçò êñåâáôïêÜìáñáò, ôá ðÜíôá èá åßíáé áêüìç ïñáôÜ êáé ëßãï ìðëå.
5. Ïé îáíèÝò êáé üìïñöåò ìðïñåß íá åßíáé êáé äéÜóçìåò íåõñï÷åéñïýñãïé óå çëéêßá 22 åôþí.
6. Áíôß ãéá óöáßñåò, ïé ìåãáëïìáíåßò êáêïß ðñïôéìïýí ðïëýðëïêïõò ìç÷áíéóìïýò ãéá íá óêïôþíïõí (ð.÷. ëÝéæåñ ðïõ ëéþíåé ðÜãïõò ðïõ ìåôáêéíïýí âñÜ÷ïõò ðïõ ðéÝæïõí ëåâéÝäåò ðñïò áðåëåõèÝñùóç êáñ÷áñéþí).
7. ¼ëåò ïé óáêïýëåò áðü øþíéá Ý÷ïõí Ýíá ãáëëéêü øùìß êáé ìéá íôïõæßíá êáñüôá ìå ðñÜóéíá öïõíôùôÜ êïôóÜíéá.
8. Åßíáé åýêïëï íá ðñïóãåéþóåéò Ýíá áåñïðëÜíï (áêüìç êáé áí åßóáé îáíèéÜ) áí óïõ äßíïõí ïäçãßåò áðü ôïí ðýñãï åëÝã÷ïõ.
9. Ôï óýóôçìá åîáåñéóìïý åíüò êôçñßïõ åßíáé ôï ôÝëåéï ìÝóï äéáöõãÞò. ÐïôÝ äåí óå øÜ÷íïõí åêåß, êáé ìðïñåßò ðÜíôá íá ÷ùñÜò êáé íá ìåôáêéíåßóáé ìå åõêïëßá.. áêüìç êáé óå áðÝíáíôé êôÞñéï.
10. Åßíáé ðïëý ðïéï ðéèáíü íá óùèåßò óå ìéá ìÜ÷ç áí äåí êÜíåéò ôï ëÜèïò íá äåßîåéò öùôïãñáößá ôçò áãáðçìÝíçò óïõ ðïõ óå ðåñéìÝíåé.
11. Áí ðñÝðåé íá õðïäõèåßò ãåñìáíü áîéùìáôéêü, äåí ÷ñåéÜæåôáé íá ìéëÜò êáìéÜ ãëþóóá. ÏôéäÞðïôå ìå ãåñìáíéêÞ ðñïöïñÜ åßíáé áñêåôü.
12. Ï Þñùáò äåí äåß÷íåé ìåãÜëï ðüíï üôáí ôñþåé ôï îýëï ôçò áñêïýäáò, áëëÜ óôñáâïìïõôóïõíéÜæåé üôáí ç îáíèéÜ ôïõ êáèáñßæåé ôéò ðëçãÝò.
13. ¼ëåò ïé âüìâåò Ý÷ïõí ÷ñïíïäéáêüðôåò ìå ìåãÜëá êüêêéíá øçößá.
14. ¸íáò áóôõíïìéêüò ìðïñåß íá ëýóåé Ýíá ìõóôÞñéï öüíï, ìüíï ìåôÜ áðü ôçí áðïðïìðÞ ôïõ áðü ôï áóôõíïìéêü óþìá.
ÂáóéêÜ åßíáé ðáëéÜ áëëÜ êáëÜ.
Ôá êéíÝæéêá áñêïõäÜêéá "ÐÁÍÔÁ" óôá áããëéêÜ ëÝãïíôáé "ÁLWAYS";
Ãéáôß ÷ñåéÜæïíôáé ðëýóéìï ïé ðåôóÝôåò ôïõ íôïõò áöïý üôáí ôéò ÷ñçóéìïðïéïýìå åßìáóôå êáèáñïß;
Áöïý ï Üíèñùðïò ðñïÝñ÷åôáé áðü ôïí ðßèçêï ãéáôß õðÜñ÷ïõí áêüìç ðßèçêïé;
Té ðåñéìÝíåé íá áêïýóåé ç ìáêáñïíÜäá "PESTO";
Ðþò ëÝãåôáé ç öÝôá ðñéí êïðåß;
Ïé ãïñãüíåò êÜíïõí áðïëÝðéóç;
Ôá ÁÔÌ ãéïñôÜæïõí ôçò áíáëÞøåùò;
Ãéáôß ôéò ëÝìå áôïìéêÝò âüìâåò áöïý óêïôþíïõí ðïëëïýò;
Ðþò ëÝãåôáé Ýíá áãñéïãïýñïõíï üôáí åßíáé Þñåìï;
Ï ÔÅÍ-ÔÅÍ äå èá Ýðñåðå íá ëÝãåôáé TWENTY;
Ãéáôß ëÝãïíôáé ðïëý-èñüíåò áöïý êÜèåôáé ìüíï Ýíáò;
Ôé ãåýóç Ý÷ïõí ôá ëõóóáêÜ;
Ôé ìÝãåèïò ðñÝðåé íá áðïêôÞóåé ôï óáãáíÜêé ãéá íá ðÜøåé íá áíáöÝñåôáé ìå õðïêïñéóôéêü;
Èá åß÷å äéáöïñÜ áí áíôß íá ôñáâÜåé êáíåßò Ýíá æüñé, ôï Ýóðñù÷íå;
ÕðÜñ÷åé åðéóôçìïíéêÞ åîÞãçóç ãéáôß ôï ðáñäáëü êáôóßêé Ý÷åé ìåãáëýôåñç áßóèçóç ôïõ ÷éïýìïñ áðü ôá õðüëïéðá ìïíü÷ñùìá;
Tï @ óå ôé áêñéâþò ìïéÜæåé ìå ôï ðáðÜêé;
Äåí åßíáé óáôáíéêÞ óýìðôùóç üðïéïò âñßóêåôáé óôçí ôïõáëÝôá üôáí ÷ôõðÜò íá ïíïìÜæåôáé "Üëëïò";
Ï Êïõôñïýëçò ðüóïõò ðñïóêåêëçìÝíïõò Ý÷åé ôåëéêÜ óôï ãÜìï ôïõ;
ÕðÜñ÷åé êÜðïéïò øõ÷ïðáèÞò ðïõ äçìéïõñãåß óõóôçìáôéêÜ ëÜêêïõò óôéò öÜâåò;
Ãéáôß üôáí ïé ôñÜðåæåò óôÝëíïõí "ôåëåõôáßá åéäïðïßçóç" ãéá ìéá äüóç, óôç óõíÝ÷åéá áèåôïýí ôçí õðüó÷åóÞ ôïõò êáé îáíá-áó÷ïëïýíôáé ìáæß ìáò ;
Ôé âßóìá Ý÷åé ôåëéêÜ áõôüò ï ïõäåßò êáé üëïé ôïí èåùñïýí áíáíôéêáôÜóôáôï;
Óôçí ÁöñéêÞ ðùò ïíïìÜæåôáé ôï áñÜðéêï öéóôßêé;
Ïé ðïñôïêáëéÝò ðïõ åßíáé áëëïý êáé êÜíïõí ðïñôïêÜëéá, äåí Ý÷ïõí êé áõôÝò êÜðïéïí óðáóôéêü íá ôïõò õðåíèõìßæåé üôé ôï ßäéï áêñéâþò êÜíïõí êé ïé áíôßóôïé÷åò åäþ;
Ôé ÷ñçóéìåýåé ç ôñýðá óôá íôïíáôò;
Áõôüò ðïõ âñßóêåôáé ðáãéäåõìÝíïò áíÜìåóá óôï "ãêñåìü" êáé óôï "ñÝìá", Ýöôáóå åêåß êïëõìðþíôáò Þ óêáñöáëþíïíôáò;
Aõôüò ðïõ ãñÜöåé ôï "áêüìá ðéï íüóôéìï" óôéò óõóêåõáóßåò ôùí ãáôïôñïöþí, ðþò åßíáé ôüóï óßãïõñïò;
Ôé ìÝóï ÷ñçóéìïðïéåß Ýíá âïõíï ãéá íá ðÜåé óôïí ÌùÜìåè;
Áíôß íá öåýãïõìå "óéãÜ-óéãÜ" äå èá ìðïñïýóáìå íá ìåßíïõìå ëßãï áêüìá êáé ìåôÜ íá öýãïõìå "ãñÞãïñá-ãñÞãïñá";
Áõôü ôï
"äéáöáíÝò-ðåñéôýëéãìá-ìå-ôéò-öïõóêÜëåò-ðïõ-êÜíïõí-ôóïýêïõ-ôóïýêïõ-êáé-êÜèïíôáé-üëïé-êáé ôéò-óðÜíå-óáí-õðíùôéóìÝíïé", îÝñåé êáíÝíáò ðùò ëÝãåôáé ìå ìßá ëÝîç;
Té êÜíïõí üëç áõôÞ ôçí êáöåÀíç ðïõ ðåñéóóåýåé üôáí ìåôáôñÝðïõí ôïí êáíïíéêü êáöÝ óå íôåêáöåéíÝ;
Ãéáôß ïé áñéèìïß óôï êïìðéïõôåñÜêé åßíáé ôïðïèåôçìÝíïé áíÜðïäá óå ó÷Ýóç ìå ôïõò áñéèìïýò óôá ôçëÝöùíá;
Áöïý ëÝíå ðùò ôï êïëýìðé êÜíåé êáëü óôç óéëïõÝôá ðùò åîçãïýí ôéò öÜëáéíåò;
Ïé åðéãñáöÝò ðïõ ëÝíå ðùò "åðéôñÝðïõí ôçí åßóïäï ìüíï óå óêõëéÜ ðïõ ïäçãïýí ôõöëïýò", ðåñéìÝíïõí íá äéáâáóôïýí áðü ôá óêõëéÜ Þ áðü ôïõò ôõöëïýò;
Ðüóï êáëÞ öñïýñçóç Ý÷ïõí ðéá áõôÜ ôá "ðñÜóá" êáé ðéÜíïõí óõíÝ÷åéá äéÜöïñïõò åêåß;
Ðüóá ÷ñüíéá äéáñêåß Ýíá "æáìÜíé";
Ãéáôß ãéá íá ôåñìáôßóïõìå ôç ëåéôïõñãßá ôïõ pc ðáôÜìå "¸íáñîç" ;
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
ËïãéóôÜêïò, åîéëåáóôÞñéï èýìá ìåãÜëçò åôáéñåßáò, ìðáßíåé Êïñõäáëü.
Êïíôïýëçò, êá÷åêôéêüò, ìå ãõáëÜêéá êáé ÷ùñßóôñá óôç ìÝóç, ôïí âÜæïõí óõãêÜôïéêï óôï
ßäéï êåëß ìå ôïí áãñéüôåñï âéáóôÞ êáé öïíéÜ ðïõ õðÜñ÷åé.
-Êáëþò ôïíááááááá.
-"Ãêëïõð" Êá...êáëþò óáò âñÞ...âñÞêá êýñéå, áðáíôÜ ï ëïãéóôÜêïò ôñÝìïíôáò.
-Ãéá íá ìðáßíïõìå óôï êëßìá ëïéðüí. Åäþ ìÝóá, üëïé üôáí ìðáßíïõìå, ðñÝðåé íá
ðÜñïõìå ìéá ìåãÜëç áðüöáóç.
-Ìá...ìÜëéóôá êýñéå.
-ÐñÝðåé íá áðïöáóßóïõìå ôé ñüëï èá ðÜñïõìå ï êáèÝíáò óôï êåëß.
-Ìá...ìÜëéóôá êýñéå.
-Ãéáôß ôï êåëß, äåí åßíáé ðáñÜ Ýíá ìéêñü óðéôéêü.
-Ìá...ìÜëéóôá êýñéå.
-Êáé óå êÜèå óðéôéêü, õðÜñ÷åé Ýíá áíäñüãõíï.
-Ìá...ìÜëéóôá êýñéå.
-ÄçëáäÞ, Ýíáò Üíäñáò êáé ìéá ãõíáßêá.
-Ìá...ìÜëéóôá êýñéå.
-Ïðüôå, óôï óðéôéêü ìáò, ìéáò êáé åßóáé ï íÝïò åäþ, èá ðñÝðåé íá áðïöáóßóåéò
áí èá åßóáé ï Üíäñáò Þ ç ãõíáßêá.
-Ìá...ìÜëéóôá êýñéå. Áí Þ...Þôáí äõíáôüí êáé áí äåí õðÜ..ðÜñ÷åé ðñüâëçìá, ÷ùñßò íá...íá èÝëù
íá êáôá...êáôá÷ñáóôþ ôç öéëïîåíßá óáò, èá ðñïôéìïýóá íá..íá Þìïõí, áí äåí õðÜ...ðÜñ÷åé êÜðïéá Ýååå...Ýåíóôáóç
áðü ìÝñïõò óáò ðÜíôá, èá äéÜëåãá ôï ñüëï ôïõ Üíäñá;
-ÊáíÝíá ðñüâëçìá áãáðçôÝ êáé ÷áßñïìáé ãéá ôï èÜññïò ôçò ãíþìçò óïõ.
Áðü óÞìåñá ëïéðüí, åßóáé ï Üíäñáò, ç êïëþíá ôïõ óðéôéïý.......¸ëá ëïéðüí íá ìïõ ãëýøåéò ôç ì...íÜñá
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