...ÈÑÕËÅ ÔÙÍ ÃÇÐÅÄÙÍ, ÏËÕÌÐÉÁÊÅ...
-Ãåñìáíüò: "åìåßò óôç Ãåñìáíßá üôáí
ðåèáßíïõìå ãéíïìáóôå äùñçôÝò ïñãÜíùí!"
-¸ëëçíáò:"óéãÜ, åìåßò óôçí ÅëëÜäá åßìáóôå
äùñçôÝò ïñãÜíùí åí æùÞ!"
-Ãåñìáíüò:"ìá ôé ëåò;"
-¸ëëçíáò:"íá êïéôá!Ìçôóïï!äùóå ìïõ 20¤!"
-ÌÞôóïò:"ðÜñå ô áñ÷éäéá ìïõ!"
voskos_7 (13-05-14)
ÐÜíôá õðÜñ÷åé Ýíáò ôýðïò ÌÞôóïò ðïõ âÜæåé ôá ðñÜìáôá óôç èÝóç ôïõò...
There is a Dude in town
"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
panahs7 (14-05-14), sadi (15-05-14), The Dude (14-05-14), vasilis-thrylos7 (14-05-14)
Áðßèáíïò Ìçôóéêþóôáò!!!
"...Ýíá æåõãÜñé êáðïýëéá ðïõ êïéôÜíå ôïí Èåü..".
...ÈÑÕËÅ ÔÙÍ ÃÇÐÅÄÙÍ, ÏËÕÌÐÉÁÊÅ...
-Áóå ñå öéëå áññùóôçóá.
-Ðùò ñå óõ?
-Ìå êïëëçóå ï Ìðáìðçò
-Ðïéïò Ìðáìðçò?
-Ï flu.
*****8.23*****
Óôï áóáíóÝñ:
-Êáôåâáßíåôå;
-Íáé, èá ìå øçößóåôå;
Ïðùò ôá áíåêäïôá:
á) Ðáåé âëá÷ïò óå ìðáñ êáé áêïëïõèåé ï åîçò äéáëïãï:
-Âáëå åíá êïíéáê.
-Ìåôáîáò?
-Ãéáôé óå ôñùí?
â)Ïìïéùò,âëá÷ïò óå êáôáóôçìá åóùñïõ÷ùí:
-Èåëù åíá óùâñáêï.
-Óëéð?
-Åì,áìá äå ì'åëåéðå èá ôï æçôïõóá?
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
Á÷áñéóôïé!!Ôïõò åêáíáí äùñï ôï europa êáé äåí åéðáí åõ÷áñéóôù óôïí ôïõéôõ.Êáêá ðáéäéá,äåí íôñåðïíôáé êáèïëïõ.
Åôóé çëéèéïé ðïõ èåëáôå êáé óõììá÷éåò.Ï êáêïò Ïëõìðéáêïò óáò öôáéåé.Ãéíåôå ôùñá äïõëáêéá ôïõ áñáâá Áë áöïõæ ãéá íá óáò åéñùíåõåôáé ïôáí äå ëåôå åõ÷áñéóôù ðïõ óáò ðåôáîå ôá áðïöáãéá.
sadi (18-05-14)
Óôï ìÜñêåôéíãê áìá ëÜ÷åé ï Åëëçí äåí ðéÜíåôáé.
ÂëÝðåéò åêåßíï ôï âïõíü ðïõ ìïéÜæåé ìå êåñÜóé;
Êáé öõóéêá Âßâéáí Áäáìïðïýëïõ Ðïýëïõ (ïëá ôá ðïõëéÜ óôçí ðßóôá)
ÂëÝðåéò åêåßíï ôï âïõíü ðïõ ìïéÜæåé ìå êåñÜóé;
sirkostas (18-05-14)
"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
sirkostas (18-05-14)
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