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Ãåþñãéïò ÊáñáúóêÜêçò ðñïò ôïí Ìá÷ìïýô ðáóÜ, 1823
Áí ï Ôáôóüðïõëïò Þôáí ÃÜâñïò èá åß÷å ðçäÞîåéé ôçí ìéóÞ åëëÜäá
ÃáìÜìå ôïýñêïõò, âáæÝëåò êáé âïñÜ
Cogito ergo sum
A member of the 6G club
Åýðïñç, ìïíá÷éêÞ êõñßá äçìïóéåýåé áããåëßá æçôþíôáò óýíôñïöï:
«Êõñßá óåâáóôÞò çëéêßáò ìå áìýèçôá ðëïýôç (êéíçôÜ, áêßíçôá, êáôáèÝóåéò êëð) æçôÜ êýñéï íá ôç óõíôñïöÝøåé óôï õðüëïéðï ôçò æùÞò ôçò ï ïðïßïò èá ôçñåß ôéò åîÞò 3 ðñïûðïèÝóåéò.
1. Äå èá ôçí åãêáôáëåßøåé ðïôÝ, 2. Äå èá ôçí ÷ôõðÞóåé ðïôÝ, 3. Óôï êñåâÜôé èá åßíáé ôáýñïò.»
Ç áããåëßá äçìïóéåýåôáé, ç êõñßá ðåñéìÝíåé 1 åâäïìÜäá, 1 ìÞíá, 1 åîÜìçíï, 1 ÷ñüíï. ¸÷åé ðéá áðåëðéóôåß:
«Ôé íá ôá êÜíù ôá ðëïýôç üôáí äåí Ý÷ù Ýíáí Üíèñùðï äßðëá ìïõ! Èá ìå öÜåé ç ìáýñç ìïíáîéÜ!».
Êé åíþ ç êõñßá ìïéñïëïãåß ÷ôõðÜåé ôï êïõäïýíé ôçò ðüñôáò. Ç êõñßá áêïýåé ôï êïõäïýíé êáé ôñÝ÷åé íá áíïßîåé.
¸êðëçêôç áíôéêñßæåé Ýíáí êýñéï óå áíáðçñéêü êáñüôóé ÷ùñßò ÷Ýñéá êáé ÷ùñßò ðüäéá.
- «Ãåéá óáò», ëÝåé ï êýñéïò. «¹ñèá ãéá ôçí áããåëßá!!».
Ç êõñßá ìÝíåé Ýêðëçêôç áëëÜ ðñïóðáèåß íá öáíåß øý÷ñáéìç.
- «Äåí îÝñù áí ôï ðñïóÝîáôå áëëÜ õðÞñ÷áí êáé êÜðïéåò ðñïûðïèÝóåéò».
- «Ôï ãíùñßæù»
- «Íáé, áëëÜ ÷ùñßò íá èÝëù íá óáò ðñïóâÜëù, åóåßò äåí Ý÷åôå ðüäéá»
- «¶ñá äåí ðñüêåéôáé íá öýãù ðïôÝ ìáêñéÜ óáò»
- «Å, íáé..ºóùò Ý÷åôå äßêéï áëëÜ êáé ðÜëé ÷ùñßò íá èÝëù íá óáò óôåíï÷ùñÞóù åóåßò äåí Ý÷åôå êáé ÷Ýñéá.»
- «¶ñá äåí ðñüêåéôáé ðïôÝ íá óáò ÷ôõðÞóù!»
-»ºóùò Ý÷åôå êáé ðÜëé äßêéï áëëÜ äåí îÝñù áí ðñïóÝîáôå üôé õðÞñ÷å êáé ôñßôç ðñïûðüèåóç!»
- «Êáé ðùò íïìßæåôå üôé ÷ôýðçóá ôï êïõäïýíé;!!!!!!!!!!
èñýëå ãéá ðÜñôé óïõ èñýëå ìáæß óïõ, åìåßò ïé Üññùóôïé ïé ïðáäïß óïõ....
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
ÑùôÜåé ï äÜóêáëïò ôá ðáéäéÜ:
- "Ðïõ êáôïéêåß ï ×ñéóôüò; Ðåò ìáò åóý Åëåíßôóá."
- "Óôïí ïõñáíü, êýñéå."
- "Ðåò ìáò åóý ÊùóôÜêç."
- "Óôçí êáñäéÜ ìáò, êýñéå."
- "Ðåò ìáò åóý Ôïôü."
- "Óôçí ôïõáëÝôá ìáò êýñéå."
- "Ìá ôé ëåò Ôïôü!"
- "ÌÜëéóôá êýñéå, áöïý êÜèå ðñùß ï ìðáìðÜò ìïõ ðçãáßíåé Ýîù áðü ôçí ôïõáëÝôá", êáé öùíÜæåé:
- "×ñéóôÝ ìïõ! Áêüìá ìÝóá åßóáé;"
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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- Áðïêëåßåôáé, êÜðïéïò Üëëïò èá ôçí ðõñïâüëçóå..!!!
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Ôï óêÜíäáëï ìå ôéò êáóÝôåò.ÌðÝïò:«ÁíáñùôéÝìáé óå ôé êüóìï ìåãáëþíù ôá ðáéäéÜ ìïõ. Ï ãéïò ìïõ äåí Þèåëå íá ðÜåé ó÷ïëåßï»!!
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
¹ôáí Ýíáò ðáðÜò êáé ðíéãüíôáí óôçí èÜëáóóá êáé ðåñíÜåé Ýíá êáñÜâé:
- ÐáðÜ, Ýëá, ðéÜóå ôï óùóßâéï íá óùèåßò.
- ¼÷é, ôÝêíïí ìïõ, äåí ÷ñåéÜæåôáé, åìÝíá èá ìå óþóåé ï Èåüò, ëÝåé ï ðáðÜò.
ÐåñíÜåé Üëëï êáñÜâé:
- ¸ëá, ðáðÜ, íá óå óþóïõìå! Èá ðíéãåßò!
- ¼÷é, ôÝêíïí ìïõ, äåí ÷ñåéÜæåôáé, åìÝíá èá ìå óþóåé ï Èåüò, ëÝåé ðÜëé ï ðáðÜò.
ÐåñíÜåé ôñßôï êáñÜâé:
- ÐáðÜ, Ýëá íá óå óþóïõìå!
- ¼÷é, ôÝêíïí ìïõ, äåí ÷ñåéÜæåôáé, åìÝíá èá ìå óþóåé ï Èåüò, ëÝåé îáíÜ ï ðáðÜò.
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- Ðåñßìåíá íá ìå óþóåéò, êáé åóý ôßðïôá!
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