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ÔÝëïò ðÜíôùí, ôþñá ðïõ ôçí îáíáåßäá ôçí öùôü ìðïñåß íá Ý÷åéò êáé äßêáéï! ¶óå ìå äåí îÝñù!
Ïñßóôå èá ëÝåé ðÜëé ï ÊïóìÜò üôé üëá ôá èÝëù óôá Üóôñá íá ôá ãñÜöåôå...Áöïý óáò ôñþåé êé åóÜò...
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Ôïí Êñüíï âñå ôüóï êáéñü äåí óôïí Ý÷ù ðåé üôé ìáò âáñÜåé áëýðçôá; Ôñßá ÷ñüíéá ìáò äÝñíåé...Èá öýãåé ôïí Ïêôþâñç êáé èá âñïýìå çñåìßá..
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Á êáé Ý÷å õðüøéí óïõ üôé ôþñá ôï êáëïêáßñé åéäéêÜ, ìçäÝ ìå Êñüíï, ìçäÝ ìå ¶ñç, ìçäÝ ìå êáíÝíáí ðëáíÞôç äåí ðôïïýìáóôå...
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ãéáôß åêåß èá ìáò ðÝóåé ôï êáëü...
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Êáé ôñÜâá óôá Üóôñá ôþñá ðïõ èá âÜëù êáé ôéò åñùôéêÝò ðñïâëÝøåéò ôçò åâäïìÜäáò íá îÝñåéò ðïõ âáäßæåéò...
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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ÊáëÜ Üëëç äïõëåéÜ äåí Ý÷ïõí íá êÜíïõí; ÐÜëé ÷ñõóü êáé ðáãêüóìéï ñåêüñ óôçí åíäïðáëáìéêÞ ðáëéíäñïìéêÞ êßíçóç èá ðÜñïõí;
ÍéóÜöé ñå èá ôïí îåêïëëÞóåôå!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ôï ðáñáëçñçìá óå ïëï ôïõ ôï ìåãáëåéï....
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
Áí åß÷á ìéá åõ÷Þ, èá Þôáí íá öôáóù êáðïéá óôéãìç, íá ãéíù ôïóï Ïëõìðéáêüò üóï ï ÓÜââáò Èåïäùñßäçò.
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Ìéá óõìâïõëç ðïõ ïëïé å÷ïõìå áêïõóåé:Áêïëïõèçóå ôá ïíåéñá óïõ:
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èñýëå ãéá ðÜñôé óïõ èñýëå ìáæß óïõ, åìåßò ïé Üññùóôïé ïé ïðáäïß óïõ....
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ÔñÝ÷åé ÷áñïýìåíïò ï Üíäñáò íá áíáêïéíþóåé óôç ãõíáßêá ôïõ ôá… íÝá:
- ×áñßêëåéá ôá Ýìáèåò; ÂãÞêáí… ïëõìðéáêÜ ðñïöõëáêôéêÜ!
- ÊáëÜ Êþóôá ìïõ, óïâáñÜ ìéëÜò; Êáé ôé ôï éäéáßôåñï Ý÷ïõí äçëáäÞ;
- Åßíáé óáí ôá ìåôÜëëéá, ×áñßêëåéá, âãáßíïõí óå ÷ñõóü, áóçìÝíéï êáé ÷Üëêéíï.
- ÁëÞèåéá; ÐÞñåò Êþóôá ìïõ åóý; ÐÞñåò;
- Åì, âÝâáéá ×áñßêëåéá, Ýôóé èá ó¢ Üöçíá; ÐÜìå ãñÞãïñá íá ôï «äïêéìÜóïõìå».
- Êáé ðïéï áðü ôá ôñßá ðÞñåò êáëÝ ìïõ;
- Ìá ðïéï Üëëï; Ôï ÷ñõóü âÝâáéá!
- Ïõö… ÷Üèçêå âñå áãÜðç ìïõ íá ðÜñåéò ôï áóçìÝíéï, ìÞðùò êáé ôåëåéþóåéò êé åóý ìéá öïñÜ… äåýôåñïò;
èñýëå ãéá ðÜñôé óïõ èñýëå ìáæß óïõ, åìåßò ïé Üññùóôïé ïé ïðáäïß óïõ....
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ÐÜíå ôñåéò ãõíáßêåò óôï ðáñÜäåéóï êáé ëÝåé ï Aãéïò ÐÝôñïò óôç ðñþôç.
- Åóý Þóïõíá êáëÞ ìå ôïí Üíôñá óïõ;
- Åãþ Aãéå ìïõ Þìïõíá ðÜñá ðïëý êáëÞ ìå ôïí Üíôñá ìïõ âÝâáéá ôïí áðÜôçóá äõï öïñÝò áëëÜ ôïí áãáðïýóá ðÜñá ðïëý.
- Äåí ðåéñÜæåé ðÜñå ôï ÷ñõóü êëåéäß ôïõ ðáñáäåßóïõ.
ËÝåé óôç äåýôåñç:
- Åóý Þóïõíá êáëÞ ìå ôïí Üíôñá óïõ;
- Åãþ Aãéå ìïõ Þìïõíá ðïëý êáëÞ ìáæß ôïõ üìùò ôïí áðÜôçóá êáìéÜ äåêáñéÜ öïñÝò.
- ÊáëÜ óõã÷ùñåßóáé ðÜñå ôï áóçìÝíéï êëåéäß ôïõ ðáñáäåßóïõ.
ËÝåé êáé óôç ôñßôç:
- Åóý Þóïõíá êáëÞ ìå ôïí Üíôñá óïõ;
- Åãþ Aãéå ìïõ äåí ôïí áãáðïýóá êáèüëïõ ðÜíôá ôïí áðáôïýóá. ¹ìïõíá óêÝôç ðïõ**íá.
- ÊáëÜ óõã÷ùñåßóáé ðÜñå ôï êëåéäß ôïõ äùìáôßïõ ìïõ.
èñýëå ãéá ðÜñôé óïõ èñýëå ìáæß óïõ, åìåßò ïé Üññùóôïé ïé ïðáäïß óïõ....
Ðáåé åíáò óêåëåôïò óå åíá ìðáñ êáé ëååé: "Èåëù ìéá ìðõñá êáé ìéá óöïõããáñéóôñá"
Ìç ñùôÞóåôå ðïéïò åßíáé, öõóéêÜ ï Remé!
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Ìéá èåïóåâïýìåíç êõñßá ôéò ÊõñéáêÝò ðÞãáéíå óôçí åêêëçóßá êáé äßäáóêå óôï êáôç÷çôéêü. Ìéá ÊõñéáêÞ Ýíáò êýñéïò Þôáí ðßóù ôçò óôï óôáóßäé êáé ðñüóåîå ôé ùñáßá ãõíáßêá Þôáí êáé áðïöáóßæåé íá ôçí ðñïóåããßóåé.
-Ôé èá ëÝãáôå, ïé äõï ìáò, íá âãïýìå ãéá äåßðíï ôçí Ôñßôç;
-Åõ÷áñßóôùò, áíôáðïêñßèçêå, êáé áõôüò äåí ìðüñåóå íá ðéóôÝøåé ôçí ôý÷ç ôïõ.
Ôçí Ôñßôç ôçí ðÞãå óôï êáëýôåñï åóôéáôüñéï. Ìüëéò êÜèéóáí, ôçò ðñüôåéíå:
-ÈÝëåéò Ýíá êïêôÝéë;
-¼÷é, åõ÷áñéóôþ ôïõ áðáíôÜ, áí ôï Ýêáíá áõôü ôé èá Ýëåãá óôá ðáéäéÜ óôï êáôç÷çôéêü;
Á, íáé, ôï êáôç÷çôéêü… ëÝåé åêåßíïò. Äåí Þôáí éäéáßôåñá ïìéëçôéêüò êáé óôï ôÝëïò ôïõ äåßðíïõ, âãÜæåé ôï ðáêÝôï ôïõ êáé ôç ñùôÜåé áí èÝëåé íá êáðíßóåé.
-¼÷é âÝâáéá, áðáíôÜ áõôÞ, áí ôï Ýêáíá áõôü äåí èá ìðïñïýóá íá áíôéêñßóù ôá ðáéäéÜ ôçí ÊõñéáêÞ. Áõôüò áðïãïçôåýôçêå êáé óõììáæåýôçêå. Äýóêïëá ôá ðñÜãìáôá, óêÝöôçêå. ¼ôáí ôåëåßùóå ôï äåßðíï ìðÞêáí óôï áõôïêßíçôï ãéá íá ôçí öÝñåé óôï óðßôé ôçò.
Ðåñíþíôáò Ýîù áðü Ýíá ìïôÝë, áõôüò óêÝöôçêå üôé Þäç ôïí åß÷å áðïññßøåé äõï öïñÝò, êáé óôç óêÝøç üôé äåí Ý÷åé ôßðïôá íá ÷Üóåé, ôïëìÜ êáé ôç ñùôÜåé:
-×ì, èá Þèåëåò íá óôáìáôÞóïõìå óå áõôü åäþ ôï ìïôÝë;
-Óßãïõñá, èá Þôáí ùñáßá, áðÜíôçóå áõôÞ ìå ìéá íüôá ðñïóìïíÞò.
Áõôüò äåí ðßóôåõå ôá áõôéÜ ôïõ, Ýêïøå ôï ôéìüíé áìÝóùò, êáé ìðÞêå óôï ìïôÝë íá âñåé äùìÜôéï. Ôï åðüìåíï ðñùß, ìåôÜ áðü ìéá Üãñéá ðáèéáóìÝíç åñùôéêÞ íý÷ôá, áõôüò îýðíçóå ðñþôïò. Ôçí êïßôáîå äßðëá óôï êñåâÜôé êáé óêåöôüôáí ìå ôýøåéò, ôé Ýêáíå.
-ÈÝëù íá óå ñùôÞóù Ýíá ðñÜãìá, ôçò ëÝåé. Ôé èá ðåéò ôþñá óôá ðáéäéÜ ôçí ÊõñéáêÞ;
Êáé áõôÞ åßðå:
-Ôï ßäéï ðñÜãìá ðïõ ôïõò ëÝù ðÜíôá:
Äåí ÷ñåéÜæåôáé íá êáðíßæåéò êáé íá ðßíåéò ãéá íá ðåñÜóåéò êáëÜ!
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