Ï Ôáôóüðïõëïò äåí åßíáé áõôüò ï ãáìéÜò ðïõ ðÝñíáãå ôçí Êçöéóßáò êé Ýóðåñíå, êáêü ìåãÜëï, Üöçíå óåîïõáëéêÜ øõ÷ïëïãéêÜ óõíôñßìéá, äå ìðéôëò åöÝêô; Ôïõ Ý÷ù êÜíåé éíâÜéô óôï êëïõìð...
There is a Dude in town
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¸÷åéò äïêéìÜóåé íá áöÞóåéò ôçí ãéáãéÜ ìðñïóôÜ óôçí ôçëåüñáóç ìå ôï Üêáêï, ðïõ ãêáñßæåé; Áí åðéâéþóåé êáé äåí ôçò ðÜåé ç ðßåóç óôï 32 áðü ôçí ôñïìÜñá, èá áãïñÜæåé ü,ôé âéâëßï äåß÷íåé, ìÞðùò êáé óôáìáôÞóåé...
"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
Ï Áäùíéò ôýðïò ðáßæåé íá Ý÷åé ôçí ðéï åêíåõñéóôéêÜ åêíåõñéóôéêÞ ôóéñßäá. Äåí åßíáé öùíÞ áõôÞ ôýðå, äåí åßíáé áíôñéêü ðñÜìá áõôü. Ïôáí ãáìåßò, óôç ìïýããá ôçò âãÜæåéò Þ ìéëÜò êáé ç ôýðéóóá åßíáé êïõöÞ; Óå öáíôÜæïìáé íá ëåò ðñïóôõ÷üëïãá ôñåëü áãüñé, íá ñß÷íåéò ìðáôóÜêéá óôçí Åõãåíßá êáé íá ðÝöôåé ç ëéãäùìÝíç ôóïõëïýöá óá ×ßôëåñ ìðñïóôÜ êáé íá éäñþíåéò, íá îåéäñþíåéò... èá óå Ýâáæá óôï êëïõìð áëëÜ áðïññßðôåóáé ëüãù öùíÞò. Ï ôýðïò ï óõíïíþìáôïò èÝëåé áãüñéá ìå áíôñïõÜ öùíÞ.
There is a Dude in town
dimace (27-01-15)
ÊÁËÏ - ÊÁÊÏ - ×ÅÉÑÏÔÅÑÏ
Êáëü : ç ãõíáßêá óïõ äåí óïõ ìéëÜåé.
Aó÷çìï : èÝëåé äéáæýãéï.
Ôï ÷åéñüôåñï : åßíáé äéêçãüñïò.
Êáëü : ï ãéüò óïõ ìåãáëþíåé.
Aó÷çìï : Ý÷åé äåóìü ìå ìéá ãõíáßêá óå ðñï÷ùñçìÝíç çëéêßá.
Ôï ÷åéñüôåñï : ìå ôçí ßäéá Ý÷åéò äåóìü êé åóý.
Êáëü : ï ãéüò óïõ ðåñíÜåé ðïëý ÷ñüíï óôï äùìÜôéü ôïõ.
Aó÷çìï : Ý÷åéò âñåé åêåß ôóüíôåò.
Ôï ÷åéñüôåñï : óå ìåñéêÝò ðáßæåéò êé åóý.
Êáëü : ï Üíäñáò óïõ åðéôÝëïõò óõìöþíçóå « ü÷é Üëëá ðáéäéÜ ».
Aó÷çìï : äåí ìðïñåßò íá âñåéò ôá áíôéóõëëçðôéêÜ ÷Üðéá.
Ôï ÷åéñüôåñï : ôá Ý÷åé ðÜñåé ç êüñç óïõ.
Êáëü : êÜíåéò óõæÞôçóç ìå ôç êüñç óïõ ãéá ôçí ðñüëçøç.
Aó÷çìï : óõíÝ÷åéá óå äéáêüðôåé.
Ôï ÷åéñüôåñï : êáé óå äéïñèþíåé.
Êáëü : ï ãéüò óïõ Ý÷åé ôï ðñþôï ñáíôåâïý.
Aó÷çìï : ìå Üíäñá.
Ôï ÷åéñüôåñï : ðïõ åßíáé ï êáëýôåñïò óïõ ößëïò.
Êáëü : ï Üíäñáò óïõ Ý÷åé ãïýóôï óôç ìüäá.
Áó÷çìï : áíáêáëýðôåéò üôé êñõöÜ öïñÜåé ôá ñïý÷á óïõ.
Ôï ÷åéñüôåñï : ôïõ ðÜíå ðåñéóóüôåñï áð'üôé óå óÝíá.
ILIAS-KORLEONE <<JESUS>> (28-01-15)
ÊáæÜêïò
«ËÝãåéò ðáóÜ ìïõ íá óå ðñïóêõíÞóù. Êé åãþ ñþôçóá ôïí ðïýôæïí ìïõ êáé ìïõ åßðå íá ìç óå ðñïóêõíÞóù»...
Ãåþñãéïò ÊáñáúóêÜêçò ðñïò ôïí Ìá÷ìïýô ðáóÜ, 1823
The Dude (27-01-15)
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
«ËÝãåéò ðáóÜ ìïõ íá óå ðñïóêõíÞóù. Êé åãþ ñþôçóá ôïí ðïýôæïí ìïõ êáé ìïõ åßðå íá ìç óå ðñïóêõíÞóù»...
Ãåþñãéïò ÊáñáúóêÜêçò ðñïò ôïí Ìá÷ìïýô ðáóÜ, 1823
"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
Ç ãõíáßêá ðïõ øÜ÷íåé ¸ëëçíá Üíäñá óôï eBay, ãéá íá ôçí áãïñÜóåé
Ìéá Âñåôáíßäá óôçí ðñïóðÜèåéÜ ôçò íá âñåé ôïí ¸ëëçíá "èåü" êáé åñáóôÞ áðïöÜóéóå íá âÜëåé ôïí åáõôü ôçò óôï eBay, ðñïêåéìÝíïõ êÜðïéïò åíäéáöåñüìåíïò íá ôçí áãïñÜóåé (pics)
Ìéá ìçôÝñá äýï ðáéäéþí øÜ÷íïíôáò íá âñåé ôïí ôÝëåéï ¸ëëçíá Üíäñá Þ ïðïéïäÞðïôå ¸ëëçíá Üíäñá áðïöÜóéóå íá âãÜëåé ôïí åáõôü ôçò ðñïò ðþëçóç, êáôá÷ùñþíôáò áããåëßá óôç ãíùóôÞ ðëáôöüñìá äéáäéêôõáêþí áãïñþí, þóôå üðïéïò åíäéáöÝñåôáé íá ôçí áãïñÜóåé.
Ç ôéìÞ ãéá ôçí áãïñÜ ôçò 49÷ñïíçò, ðïõ áðåëðéóìÝíá ðñïóðáèåß íá âñåé Ýíáí ¸ëëçíá óýæõãï ãéá íá ôçí ðáíôñåõôåß, îåêéíÜ áðü ôéò 205 ëßñåò. ÌÝ÷ñé óôéãìÞò, öáßíåôáé ðùò ç áããåëßá äåí Ý÷åé ôñáâÞîåé åíäéáöÝñïí êÜðïéïõ, áöïý êáíÝíáò ¸ëëçíáò äåí Ý÷åé ðñïóöÝñåé ôï ðïóü þóôå íá áãïñÜóåé óôïí åáõôü ôïõ ìéá óýæõãï, ìå áðïôÝëåóìá ôï "êõíÞãé" ôïõ õðïøÞöéïõ èýìáôïò íá óõíå÷ßæåôáé.
ÌÜëéóôá, ç ãõíáßêá áíáöÝñåé ðùò åß÷å äýï ðñïóöïñÝò ìßá áðü ôçí Áõóôñáëßá êáé ìéá áðü ôï ÐïõÝñôï Ñßêï, ùóôüóï ç ßäéá áðÝññéøå ôéò ðñïôÜóåéò, õðïóôçñßæïíôáò ðùò ôï ìüíï ðïõ ôçí åíäéáöÝñåé åßíáé íá áðïêôÞóåé Ýíáí ¸ëëçíá óýæõãï êáé íá æÞóåé óôçí ÅëëÜäá.
Ç Heath Lois Curtis, áíáöÝñåé : "¸óôåéëá ôçí áããåëßá ìïõ óå Ýíá ößëï ìïõ ðïõ æåé óôçí ÅëëÜäá, ôïí Áðüóôïëï, ðïõ Þôáí êáé áõôüò ðïõ ìïõ åß÷å äþóåé ôçí éäÝá êáé ìïõ õðïó÷Ýèçêå ðùò èá ôç äçìïóéåýóåé óôá ìÝóá êïéíùíéêÞò äéêôýùóçò ãéá íá ìå âïçèÞóåé. Ðáñüëá áõôÜ êáíÝíáò äåí Ý÷åé åðéêïéíùíÞóåé ìáæß ìïõ ìÝ÷ñé óôéãìÞò."
Áêüìç, óôçí áããåëßá áíáöÝñïíôáé êáé ôá ðñïóüíôá ôçò Lois ðïõ ôïíßæåé ðùò åêôüò áðü ôçí êáëÞ öõóéêÞ ôçò êáôÜóôáóç, ôçí áîéïðñåðÞ åìöÜíéóç êáé ôï ÷éïýìïñ, ìðïñåß íá ìáãåéñåýåé êáé íá êáèáñßæåé. Ç ßäéá êáôÝâáóå ôçí áããåëßá ðñéí áðü ëßãï êáéñü áëëÜ ïé ðñïóöïñÝò óõíå÷ßæïõí, Ýôóé äçëþíåé ðùò "ôçí åðüìåíç öïñÜ ðïõ èá áíáñôÞóù ôçí áããåëßá èá äéåõêñéíßóù ðùò áíáæçôþ ìüíï ¸ëëçíá".
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
iakov7 (30-01-15)
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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ILIAS-KORLEONE <<JESUS>> (04-02-15), voskos_7 (03-02-15)
"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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