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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
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Ç ãõíáßêá öôÜíåé îáöíéêÜ óôï óðßôé êáé âñßóêåé ôïí Üíôñá ôçò íá êÜíåé Ýñùôá ìå ìéá íåáñÞ êïðÝëá, óêÝôç ìðüìðá – ÁíÞèéêå!, ðùò ìðïñåßò íá ôï êÜíåéò áõôü óå åìÝíá, ôçí ìçôÝñá ôùí ðáéäéþí óïõ, ôçí ðéóôÞ ãõíáßêá óïõ;;; ÈÝëù äéáæýãéï ôþùùùùùùñáááááá!!!
-Ðåñßìåíå Ýíá ëåðôü áãÜðç ìïõ, óïõ ïñêßæïìáé õðÜñ÷åé ìéá åîÞãçóç.
-Mììììì… ìßëá áëëÜ ãñÞãïñá, äåí èÝëù íá óå îáíáäþ ðïôÝ ðéá óôç æùÞ ìïõ, èÝëù íá öýãåéò áìÝóùò êáé ãéá ðÜíôá.
-ÓõíÝâç ôï åîÞò: Ãýñéæá óôï óðßôé ìåôÜ áðü ìéá ôñïìåñÞ ìÝñá óôï ãñáöåßï êáé åßäá áõôÞ ôçí öôù÷Þ êïðÝëá ðïõ Ýêáíå ùôïóôüð óôç ëåùöüñï. Ìïõ öÜíçêå ôüóï áíõðåñÜóðéóôç ðïõ áðïöÜóéóá íá ôç âïçèÞóù.
Ðñüóåîá üôé Þôáí ðïëý áäýíáôç, êáêïíôõìÝíç êáé âñþìéêç êáé ìïõ åßðå üôé åß÷å ôñåéò ìÝñåò íá öÜåé. ÓõãêéíÞèçêá, ôçí Ýöåñá óôï óðßôé êáé ôçò æÝóôáíá ôá ìáêáñüíéá ðïõ óïõ Ýöôéáîá ÷ôåò âñÜäõ êáé äåí ôá Ýöáãåò ãéáôß ðá÷áßíïõí…ç êáçìåíïýëá ôá êáôáâñü÷èéóå!
¸ðåéôá, üðùò Þôáí ôüóï âñþìéêç, ôçò åßðá íá êÜíåé Ýíá ìðÜíéï êáé åí ôù ìåôáîý åßäá üôé ôá ñïý÷á ôçò Þôáí óå êáêÞ êáôÜóôáóç. ¸ôóé ôá ðÝôáîá óôá óêïõðßäéá êáé ôçò Ýäùóá åêåßíá ôá ðáíôåëüíéá ðïõ ÷ñüíéá ôþñá äåí öïñÜò åðåéäÞ äåí ìðïñåßò íá ôá êïõìðþóåéò, ôçí ìðëïýæá ðïõ óïõ ÷Üñéóá ãéá ôçí åðÝôåéï êáé äåí öïñÜò, ãéáôß äåí Ý÷ù êáëü ãïýóôï êáé äåí îÝñù íá óïõ äéáëÝãù ñïý÷á, ôï sweater ðïõ óïõ ÷Üñéóå ç ìÜíá ìïõ ãéá ôá ×ñéóôïýãåííá êáé äåí öïñÜò, ãéá íá ôçò ìðåéò óôï ìÜôé êáé ôéò ìðüôåò ðïõ áãüñáóåò ãéá 1000 åõñþ êáé ôéò öüñåóåò ìéá ìüíï öïñÜ, åðåéäÞ ç ößëç óïõ áãüñáóå ôéò ßäéåò.
Óôï ôÝëïò êáé êáèþò Ýöåõãå ãåìÜôç åõãíùìïóýíç êáé ÷áñÜ ç êïðÝëá ãýñéóå ìå äÜêñõá óôá ìÜôéá êáé ìå ñþôçóå:
– ÕðÜñ÷åé êÜôé Üëëï ðïõ ç ãõíáßêá óïõ äåí ÷ñçóéìïðïéåß;;;
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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Ùñáßá íßôóá. Ôçò ôñáâïýóá ìéá öÜñóá óôá ßóá...
There is a Dude in town
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ÐÞãå ç ðåèåñÜ åíüò ôýðïõ óôá Éåñïóüëõìá. Åêåß Ýðáèå åãêåöáëéêü, êáé óýíôïìá ðÝèáíå. Ðáßñíïõí ôçëÝöùíï óôçí ÁèÞíá, ôïí ãáìðñü ôçò ãéá ôá ôõðéêÜ ôçò êçäåßáò:
– Ãéá íá ãßíåé ç êçäåßá ÁèÞíá ÷ñåéÜæïíôáé ôïõëÜ÷éóôïí 5000 åõñþ, åíþ åäþ ìüíï 1000.
Ôï óêÝöôåôáé ëßãï ï ãáìðñüò ôçò êáé áðáíôÜ:
– ÁèÞíá!!
– Á, åóåßò íïéÜæåóôå ðïëý. Èá óáò êÜíïõìå êáëýôåñç ôéìÞ! ÁèÞíá 5000 åõñþ, åäþ 800.
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– ÁèÞíá 5000, åäþ 600!!
– ¼÷é, ü÷é, åäþ!!!!
– ÁèÞíá 5000, åäþ 200!!!
– Ìá äåí êáôáëáâáßíåôå ôé óáò ëÝù;;; Åäþ åßðáìå!!
– Óõãíþìç ñå ößëå íá óïõ êÜíù ìéá åñþôçóç; Ôüóï ðïëý áãáðïýóåò ôçí ðåèåñÜ óïõ;
– ÊïéôÜîôå íá äåßôå, ðñéí ðïëëÜ ðïëëÜ ÷ñüíéá, Ýíáò äéêüò óáò êçäåýôçêå åêåß ðÝñá, êáé ìåôÜ áíáóôÞèçêå! Äåí ôï äéáêéíäõíåýù!!!
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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ÅíôÜîåé: Êáé ôïí Ron Jeremy, äåí ôïíå ëåò êáé "öÝôåò"...
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Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
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èá ïíïìáóïõìå ôçí 19ç èåóç èåóìïõò êáé èá åéìáóôå ïê.
Áí åß÷á ìéá åõ÷Þ, èá Þôáí íá öôáóù êáðïéá óôéãìç, íá ãéíù ôïóï Ïëõìðéáêüò üóï ï ÓÜââáò Èåïäùñßäçò.
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ç áõóôñáëéá ãéáôé çôáí óôçí åõñùâéæéïí;
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"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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