Åëá ñå Êþóôá, áóå ôá áõôÜ êáé ðåò ìïõ, èá ðÜìå óÞìåñá íá êÜíïõìå êÜíá öñïíôçóôÞñéï ñáêÞò óôéò "áíáìíÞóåéò ôïõ ìðÜóôáñäïõ"; Åêôüò ðïõ Ý÷åé æùíôáíïé ìïõóéêïé, å÷åé öåñåé åíáí êáéíïõñãéï áëëá åìðåéñï øçôÜ, ðïõ êÜíåé êÜôé ðáðïýôóéá ó÷áñáò íá ãëåéöåéò ôá äá÷ôõëá óïõ.
Åëá, èá öåñù êáé ðñïóùðá, ãíùñéóá ìéá ÷ùñéáôá âëá÷á áëëï ðñÜãìá, öïõë êïìðëå ãêïìåíá, ìå êáëéôå÷íéêï ðáôéêéïõñ, ìéëáåé áããëéêá- áëâáíéêÜ, ôá åé÷å ìå ìå åíáí ôõëéãìáôá ôïí Ìáñéíï, áëëá åðáèå ôñï÷áéï óõìâáí áõôïò, ôïõ ôçí åé÷å öõëáãìáíç ï îáäåëöïò ôïõ...
Ôåëïò ðáíôùí, áìá åéíáé ðåò ìïõ íá ôçò ðù íá öåñåé êáé êáìéá öéëç ôçò, áíôå êáé ñáíôåâïõ áíáìåóá óôïí 1 êáé 2 ïñïöï óôïí çìéïñïöï. Êáé íá ìçí îå÷áóïõìå íá öáìå êáé êáñðïõæé, ãéáôé å÷ù áêïõóåé ïôé ôõöëá íá÷åé ôï äéáãêñá, ãéáôé áëëéùò îåñåéò, å÷åé ìïõíôéáë êáé ðïõ ñåãïõëá óôï êåñáôï, èá ìáò ôçí êáíïõí ôá êïñéôóá êáé èá ôñå÷ïõìå óôéò ðïôÜíåò, êáé ðïõ ëåöôÜ, ïëï óôï êõíçãé õðïëïéðùí ðåëáôùí åéìáé ôåëåõôáéá, êáé äåí êáíåé êáé íá êëåâåéò, êáé èá ôç âãáëïõìå ìå êáìéá ãñéá ðïõ ôñåìåé ôï ÷åñé ôçò, êáé ÷åóå ìåóá, êáëõôåñá íá ôá äùóù ãéá êáíá êåñé óôï ìé÷áëáêç
á÷á÷á÷á÷á÷÷ááááá.... Ý÷õóá...
äÜêñõá áðü ôá ãÝëéá...
There is a Dude in town
Reds (23-01-14)
Åß÷áí ìáæåõôåß ïé ÂëÜ÷ïé êáé Þôáí ðñïâëçìáôéóìÝíïé. Óõæçôïýóáí :
-Âñå êïßôá íá äåéò ïé Ðüíôéïé. Ôïõò Ý÷åé ìÜèåé üëïò ï êüóìïò. Åßíáé ôüóï óôïõñíÜñéá êáé âëÜêåò ðïõ êÜíïõí çëßèéá ðñÜãìáôá êáé åßíáé ðáãêïóìßùò ãíùóôïß. ÊÜôé ðñÝðåé íá êÜíïõìå.
-Óáí ôé íá êÜíïõìå äçëáäÞ;
-Íá êÜíïõìå êÜôé ðáíôåëþò çëßèéï ãéá íá ãßíïõìå êáé åìåßò ãíùóôïß.
-¼ðùò;
-Ð÷ íá öôéÜîïõìå ìéá ãÝöõñá óôçí Ýñçìï Óá÷Üñá.
¸ôóé êáé Ýãéíå. ¸öôéáîáí ôç ãÝöõñá êáé ôçí çìÝñá ðïõ èá Ýêáíáí ôá áðïêáëõðôÞñéá óêÝðáóáí ôç ãÝöõñá ìå Ýíá ðáíß ëåõêü êáé êÜëåóáí êüóìï, äçìïóéïãñÜöïõò êëð.
-Ôþñá åßíáé óßãïõñï üôé èá ãßíïõìå ðáíôåëþò ãíùóôïß ãéá ôç ÷áæïìÜñá ìáò êáé èá îåðåñÜóïõìå ôïõò Ðïíôßïõò.
ÔñáâÜíå ôï óêïéíß, ðÝöôåé ôï ðáíß êáé âëÝðïõí ðÜíù óôç ãÝöõñá äýï Ðïíôßïõò íá øáñåýïõí
panahs7 (23-01-14)
Ìç óôÝêåóôå óôçí ìÝóç áðü ôïí äñüìï: Èá óáò ÷ôõðÞóåé êáíÝíá æùíôáíü êáé èá'÷åôå Üëëá...
"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
Ïëïé ðáßñíïõìå spam emails ðïõ õðüó÷ïíôáé ôñåëëÜ ëåöôÜ ÷ùñßò êüðï Þ åðéìÞêõíóç ðÝïõò êáé äéÜöïñá ôÝôïéá êïõëÜ. Åäþ Ýíá âéíôåÜêé ðïõ äåß÷íåé ôé èá ãéíüôáí áí áõôÜ ôá emails Þôáí áëçèéíÜ.
sirkostas (25-01-14)
[YOUTUBE]yxUP871zGP8[/YOUTUBE]
ÏÔÁÍ ÂÁÑÉÅÌÁÉ...
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé ðçãáßíù óå íïóïêïìåßï, âÜæù Üóðñç ðïäéÜ êáé ëÝù óôïõò ÷åéñïõñãçìÝíïõò “óõã÷áñçôÞñéá ç áëëáãÞ öýëïõ Þôáí åðéôõ÷Þò!”
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé ðçãáßíù óå íåêñïôáöåßá, ôñéãõñíÜù óôá ÷áìÝíá ôéíÜæïíôáò ÷þìáôá áðü ðÜíù ìïõ êáé ñùôÜù ôïí êüóìï ôé Ýôïò Ý÷ïõìå.
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé íý÷ôá óå ôáîß, äåß÷íù ôïõ ïäçãïý ìéá ðïëõêáôïéêßá êáé ôïõ ëÝù: “Åäþ áõôïêôüíçóá ðñéí äýï ÷ñüíéá...”
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé ðåñíÜù áðü åêêëçóßåò êáé ìüëéò âëÝðù ãÜìï, ìðáßíù ìÝóá, óôÞíïìáé óôçí ïõñÜ êáé üôáí Ýñ÷åôáé ç þñá íá ÷áéñåôÞóù ôï ãáìðñü óêýâù êáé ôïõ ëÝù “ôõ÷åñÝ... ôá êáôáðßíåé êéüëáò”!
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé ðÜù óôïí êôçíßáôñï äáêñõóìÝíïò êáé ôïí åêëéðáñþ íá áëëÜîåé ëÜìðá óôçí ðõãïëáìðßäá ìïõ...
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé ðáßñíù ôçëÝöùíï ôçí êïðÝëá ìïõ êáé ôçò ëÝù üôé åßìáé ï ôýðïò ðïõ ãíþñéóå ðñï÷èÝò. Ç âáñåìÜñá ìïõ óôáìáôÜåé üôáí ìå ñùôÜåé: Ðïéïò; Ï Ãéþñãïò Þ ï îáíèüò;
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé ðÜù óå êÜðïéïí ðïõ ìïéñÜæåé öõëëÜäéá... ôá ìáæåýù áðü ðßóù ôïõ... êáé ìüëéò ôåëåéþóåé ôïõ ëÝù: Ößëå óïõ Ýðåóáí áõôÜ...!!!
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé óôçí ïõñÜ ôïõ óïõðåñìÜñêåô, ñß÷íù ðñïöõëáêôéêÜ óôï êáñïôóÜêé ôçò ìðñïóôéíÞò ãéáãéÜò. ÌåôÜ ðåñéìÝíù ôçí áíôßäñáóç ôçò ôáìßá.
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé ðçãáßíù Ýîù áðü ôá ãõìíáóôÞñéá êáé ôñþù áñãÜ áñãÜ äõï ðéôüãõñá... åíþ ôïõò êïéôÜæù.
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé ðçãáßíù óôï óïõðåñìÜñêåô êáé ñùôÜù óå ðïéï äéÜäñïìï åßíáé ôï ñÜöé ìå ôéò ãåñïíôïêüñåò.
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé óôÝëíù Ýíá ìÞíõìá “Óå âëÝðù!”... óå Ýíá ôõ÷áßï êéíçôü.
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé óôï ÷ùñéü êïëëÜù ôïõò ðáððïýäåò ñùôþíôáò “ôßíïò åßóáé ¡óõ;”
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé öïñÜù êïõêïýëá, ðçãáßíù óå óïõâëáôæßäéêá êáé öùíÜæù: ÁöÞóôå üëïé ôá ðéôüãõñá êÜôù, ÍÇÓÔÅÉÁ!!!
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé ðáßæù ôæÝíãêá ìå ôïí ðáððïý ìïõ ðïõ Ý÷åé ðÜñêéíóïí.
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé âÜæù ÷áñôÜêéá óôá ðáñìðñßæ êáéíïýñéùí áõôïêéíÞôùí üðïõ ãñÜöù “Óõãíþìç ðïõ óôï ÷ôýðçóá”.
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé ðÜù óå êïììùôÞñéá êáé áöïý ìïõ âÜëïõí ôçí ìðÝñôá êïõñÝìáôïò âãÜæù äõï ìá÷áéñïðßñïõíá êáé ëÝù “ôé êáëü èá öÜìå óÞìåñá;”
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé ÷ôõðÜù Üó÷åôá êïõäïýíéá êáé ôïõò ëÝù... “ãéá ôï ðåôñÝëáéï Þñèáìå”...
¼ôáí âáñéÝìáé ðçãáßíù óå öáëáêñïýò, ôéíÜæù ìå ôï ÷Ýñé ôçí ðëÜôç ôïõò êáé ôïõò ëÝù üôé Þôáí ãåìÜôïé ôñß÷åò...
¼ðïéïò âñåé ôïí ×ñéóôüäïõëï Îçñü èá ðÜñåé 4.000.000 ¤!!!!
ìåßïí:
- Ö.Ð.Á. 23%
- Öüñïò ÅéóïäÞìáôïò 42%
- ¸êôáêôç åéóöïñÜ áëëçëåããýçò 4%
- Öüñïò ìåãÜëïõ ðëïýôïõ: 10%
ßóïí: 840.000 êáèáñÜ
åíçìåñþíïíôáé ïé åðßäïîïé "ðëçñïöïñéïäüôåò" üôé èá ðñÝðåé íá ìáæÝøïõí áðïäåßîåéò áðü åðé÷åéñÞóåéò ßóåò ìå 25% ôïõ åéóïäÞìáôïò ôïõò, äçëáäÞ 1.000.000 åõñþ
Õ.Ã.: Ôï äçìüóéï äéáôçñåß ôï äéêáßùìá íá óáò êáôáâÜëëåé ôï ðïóü ôùí 4.000.000 ¤ üôáí ôá ôáìåéáêÜ äéáèÝóéìá ôï åðéôñÝøïõí ìå ôüêï õðåñçìåñßáò 6%
Áíôßèåôá, ç êáèõóôÝñçóç óôçí êáôáâïëÞ ôùí ðñïáíáöåñèÝíôùí öüñùí åßíáé êáêïýñãçìá, åðéóýñåé ðïéíÞ öõëáêéóçò, ðñüóôéìá êáôÜ ðåñßðôùóç áðü 1000¤ êáé ðÜíù, åíþ åðéðëÝïí ÷ñåþíåôáé ìå ôüêïõò õðåñçìåñßáò 8%
Ï óýæõãïò ãõñßæåé óðßôé áãñéåìÝíïò.
- Ôé Ý÷åéò; ôïí ñùôÜåé ç óýæõãïò.
- ¶óå ìå!, ôçò ëÝåé áõôüò, ôóáêþèçêá ìå ôï èõñùñü!
- Ãéá ðïéï ëüãï;
- ËÝåé ðùò Ý÷åé ðçäÞîåé üëåò ôéò ãõíáßêåò ôçò ðïëõêáôïéêßáò, åêôüò áðü ìéá!
- Ììì... Èá åßíáé åêåßíç ç øçëïìýôá ôïõ ôñßôïõ...!!!
Ìðáéíåé åíáò ôõðïò óå åíá ìðáñ óôá Åîáñ÷åéá..
Ðáåé óôïí Ìðáñìáí êáé ôïõ ëååé :
-Ìéêñå,ðéáóå åíá Ïõéóêáêé óêåôï êáé âáëå êáé êáñðïõò
-Îçñïõò?
-Ìçí ëåò ïíïìáôááááá.....
"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
BrazHlias (01-02-14)
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
Ôïõ Áãßïõ Âáëåíôßíïõ ôé èá êÜíåéò;
-Ôé ìÝñá ðÝöôåé;
-ÐáñáóêåõÞ...
-ÖáêÝò.
ëååé ç áëëç:
-Ôï óðßôé åßíáé ìðïõñäÝëï, äåí îÝñù áðü ðïõ íá îåêéíÞóù..
-Áñ÷éêÜ, üñéóå ìßá ôéìÞ.....
• Ï ×ïëÝâáò ðÞñå êüêêéíç êÜñôá.
• Ï ¶ñçò åâÜëå 3 ãêïë (áëëÜ ðÜëé Ý÷áóå).
• ×éïíßæåé óôçí Èåóóáëïíßêç.
• Óåéóìüò óôçí ÊåöáëïíéÜ.
• ÎáíáÝâáëå ãêïë ï Âýíôñá.
Ôï ôÝëïò ðëçóéÜæåé...
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