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«ËÝãåéò ðáóÜ ìïõ íá óå ðñïóêõíÞóù. Êé åãþ ñþôçóá ôïí ðïýôæïí ìïõ êáé ìïõ åßðå íá ìç óå ðñïóêõíÞóù»...
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ôç ãõíáßêá óáò;
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Ôïõ áóôñÜöôåé Ýíá ÷áóôïýêé êáé ôïõ ëÝåé:
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Ôïõ áóôñÜöôåé êé áõôïõíïý ...Ýíá ÷áóôïýêé ëÝãïíôÜò ôïõ:
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ÑùôÜåé êáé ôïí ôñßôï ìáèçôÞ áðü ðßóù.
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