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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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Åõôõ÷þò äåí ÷ôýðçóå Üó÷çìá êáé Ýôóé ìå ëßãï æüñé óçêþèçêå, ÷Üéäåøå ôç ðëÜôç ôïõ áëüãïõ êáé ôïõ åßðå:
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Ï Üíôñáò ìïõ óùñéÜóôçêå ðÜëé óôï Ýäáöïò, åõôõ÷þò ÷ùñßò íá Ý÷åé ôñáõìáôéóôåß êáé ðÜëé óïâáñÜ.
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ÌåôÜ ðÜåé ï ïðáäüò ôçò ÈÝëôá êáé êÜíåé ôçí ßäéá åñþôçóç êáé ç áðÜíôçóç åßíáé óå 80 ÷ñüíéá,ïðüôå ï ïðáäüò áðáíôÜåé: "Ïõõõõõõ ìå÷ñé ôüôå èá Ý÷ù ðåèÜíåé!"
ÐÜåé ìåôá êáé ï âÜæåëïò êáé ëÝåé: "Ðáíáãßôóá ìïõ ðïôå èá ðÜñåé ï ÐÁÏ ðñùôÜèëçìá?" êáé ôïõ áðáíôÜåé ç Ðáíáãßá:"Oõõõõõõ ìÝ÷ñé ôüôå èá Ý÷ù ðåèÜíåé!!"
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