ÁðÜíôçóç ìå ðáñÜèåóçCoach (29-03-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
Ìáëáêßá, Ýðñåðå íá ðåôÜîåé ìÝóá ôï ôáìåßï ôïõ Ðïëõìåôï÷éêïý. Áí ôï Ýâñéóêå èåüò Þ Üíèñùðïò åìÝíá íá ìå öôýóåéò.
ÂëÝðåéò åêåßíï ôï âïõíü ðïõ ìïéÜæåé ìå êåñÜóé;
Coach (29-03-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
Áñ÷éêÞ Äçìïóßåõóç áðü ILIAS-KORLEONE <<JESUS>>
Ìðïñåß íá åéðùèåß êáé áëëéþò. ÃÜâñïò, ÷áíïýìçò, âÜæåëïò. ÐåôÜåé ï ÃÜâñïò ôá ãêïë ôïõ ÌéñáëÜò óôçí Åõñþðç, ôá âñßóêåé ï ×Üñïò (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!åëåïò!!!!!!!!!!!!!) êáé ôïí ðáßñíåé. ÐåôÜåé ï ÷áíïýìçò ôá öñÜãêá ôïõ Áäáìßäç , ôá âñßóêåé ï ×Üñïò (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ôïí ðáßñíåé. Ï âÜæåëïò äçëþíåé : "åßìáé ôüóï áðïãïçôåõìÝíïò áðü ôçí êáôÜíôéá ôçò ïìÜäáò ðïõ èÝëù íá ðåèÜíù. Èá ðåôÜîù ìÝóá êÜôé ðïõ åßíáé áäýíáôï íá ìçí ôï âñåéò, ôçí åêôßìçóç ðïõ Ý÷åé êåñäßóåé óôçí Åõñþðç ç ôñïìåñÞ ÐáíÜèá".
Ï âÜæåëïò æåß áêüìá óÞìåñá êáé äåí ðñïâëÝðåôáé íá ðåèÜíåé óôïí ôñÝ÷ïíôá áéþíá.
ÂëÝðåéò åêåßíï ôï âïõíü ðïõ ìïéÜæåé ìå êåñÜóé;
Phaedra (29-03-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
Åíôáîåé áöïõ ôïõ áñåóåé íá äéáöçìßæåé ôïí ÏÔÅ êáíåíá ðñïâëçìá..
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
ôñáíôæéê...
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
Ìçí ôï ãåëÜò ... ôç ìÜíá ìïõ ôçí Ý÷åé "óôéãìáôßóåé" Ýíáò áíÜëïãïò çëßèéïò. ÂáðôéóìÝíç "Áéêáôåñßíç" êáé ç Üëëç çëßèéá ç íïíÜ ôçò, ðÜåé êáé ôç äçëþíåé ìå ôï üíïìá ðïõ ôçí ðåßñáæå "Êáôßíá". Êáé ï âëÞìáò ôï ðåñíÜåé.- ãåéá óáò, ðùò óáò ëåíå?
- ãéùñãï ðáðáðáðáâáâáâáâáóéëåéïõ.
-óõãíùìç êõñéå åéóôå âñáäõãëùóóïò?
-ï÷é ï ðáôåñáò ìïõ çôáí êáé ï õðáëëçëïò ôïõ ëçîéáñ÷åéïõ çëéèéïò...ÏõäÝðïôå êáôÜöåñå íá âãÜëåé Üêñç & íá äéïñèùèåß êáé êÜèå öïñÜ ðïõ ôçí æçôÜíå üóïé âëÝðïõí ôçí ôáõôüôçôá ôçò ùò "Êáôßíá" ùññýåôáé.
Ñå ãáìþôï, ôé êÜíù ëÜèïò êáé ðáßñíù ôï 100 êáé âãáßíåé ï Óðáíïýëçò;
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
Eíáò ÷áóéêëçò, åíáò êïêáêéáò êáé åíáò ðñåæáêéáò ðåñðáôïõí óôïí äñïìï..Âñéóêïõí åíá ëõ÷íáñé...Ôï ôñéâïõí, âãáéíåé ôï ôæéíé..
"Åéóôå ôñåéò, ôñåéò åõ÷åò óáò èá ðñáãìáôïðïéçóù áëëá ìéá ãéá ôïí êáèåíá óáò" ôïõò ëååé ôï ôæéíé
"Åãù èåëù íá âáæù ôï ÷åñé óôçí êùëïôóåðç, íá ôï âãáæù êáé íá å÷ù åíá ôóéãáñáêé óôï ÷åñé, ôï êáëõôåñï", ëååé ï ÷áóéêëçò..Âáæåé ôï ÷åñé óôçí ôóåðç, ôóïõð ôï ôóéãáñáêé. Ôñåëáéíåôáé ï ÷áóéêëçò, êáôïõñéåôáé áðï ôçí ÷áñá ôïõ
"Åãù èåëù íá âáæù ôï ÷åñé óôçí êùëïôóåðç, íá ôï âãáæù êáé íá å÷ù óôï ÷åñé åíá êáèñåöôáêé ìå ìéá ãñáììç ðáíù, ôçí êáëõôåñç ðïéïôçôá", ëååé ï êïêáêéáò..Âáæåé ôï ÷åñé óôçí ôóåðç, ôóïõð ôï êáèñåöôáêé ìå ôçí ãñáììç..Ðáíçãõñéá ï êïêáêéáò
Åñ÷åôáé êáé ç óåéñá ôïõ ðñåæáêéá....
"Ñå öéëáñááááááêéééé, ìçðùò å÷åéò åíá åõñù íá ðïõìååååå?"
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BrazHlias (29-03-12), captain-cook (30-03-12), chainsaw (29-03-12), Du3lisT (14-06-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
Äõï ðñåæáêéá êáèïíôáé óôï óáëïíé êáé ÷ôõðáåé ôï êïõäïõíé...
"Ñå ðçãáéíå íá áíïéîåéò ôçí ðïñôá"
"Ñå äåí ðáù, äåí ìðïñù íá óçêùèù"
"Ñå ðçãáéíå åãù ðçãá ôçí ôåëåõôáéá öïñá"
"Ñå äåí ìðïñù óïõ ëåù, ðçãáéíå åóõ"
Ðåñíáíå 10 ëåðôá, îáíá ôï êïõäïõíé, 20, 30, 40, ðåñíáåé ìéá ùñá..
"Ñå èá ðáò íá áíïéîåéò ôçí ðïñôá?"
"Êáëá ñå ìáëáêá ðáù, ù÷ïõõõõ"
Ðåñíáíå áëëá 10 ëåðôá ìå÷ñé íá öôáóåé óôçí ðïñôá, ôçí áíïéãåé ôåëéêá êáé áð'åîù åéíáé åíáò öéëïò ôïõò, êáé áõôïò ðñåæáêéáò..
"Ðù ðù ñå öéëååååå, ðéóù áðï ôçí ðïñôá çóïõí????"
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
ÂëÝðåéò åêåßíï ôï âïõíü ðïõ ìïéÜæåé ìå êåñÜóé;
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
ìåôá ôïí öéëéððéäç, ôïí ìçôóïõ êáé ôïí ãïôéãêá èá äïõìå êáé ðñïåäñï ôïõ ðïá ôïí êùíóôáíôéíïõ óå ëéãï. ìéëáìå ï âáñäéíïãéáííéäåò åéíáé ðïëõ óáäéóôåò
Áí åß÷á ìéá åõ÷Þ, èá Þôáí íá öôáóù êáðïéá óôéãìç, íá ãéíù ôïóï Ïëõìðéáêüò üóï ï ÓÜââáò Èåïäùñßäçò.
sadi (31-03-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
Âãáßíåé êÜðïéïò áðü Ýíáí ïßêï áíï÷Þò êáé ôïí âëÝðåé Ýíá ðéôóéñßêé ôï ïðïßï áñ÷ßæåé íá öùíÜæåé:
- Åßäá áðü ðïý âãÞêåò, åßäá áðü ðïý âãÞêåò!
Ï Üíèñùðïò ôï ðáñáêáëÜåé:
- Óå ðáñáêáëþ áãüñé ìïõ, ðÞãáéíå óôï óðßôé óïõ êé Üóå ìå Þóõ÷ï.
Ôï ðéôóéñßêé ôïí áêïëïõèåß ìÝ÷ñé ôï óðßôé ôïõ êáé ôïõ öùíÜæåé:
- ÎÝñù êáé ðïõ ìÝíåéò, ÎÝñù êáé ðïõ ìÝíåéò!
- Óå ðáñáêáëþ áãüñé ìïõ, ëÝåé ï Üíèñùðïò êáé ìðáßíåé óðßôé ôïõ.
Ôï áãïñÜêé ðçãáßíåé óðßôé ôïõ îáíáììÝíï êáé ç ìçôÝñá ôïõ ðïõ êáôÜëáâå üôé êÜôé ôñÝ÷åé, ôï ñùôÜ ôé áôáîßá Ýêáíå êáé åßíáé Ýôóé. Ôï ðáéäß ôçò ðåñéãñÜöåé ôé Ýãéíå êáé ç ìçôÝñá ôïõ, ôïõ ëÝåé:
- Áãüñé ìïõ, áõôü ðïõ Ýêáíåò åßíáé áìáñôßá, íá ðÜò íá åîïìïëïãçèåßò.
Ôï áãüñé ðÜåé óôçí åêêëçóßá êáé ìüëéò ìðáßíåé ìÝóá, áñ÷ßæåé íá öùíÜæåé:
- ÎÝñù êáé ðïõ äïõëåýåéò, îÝñù êáé ðïõ äïõëåýåéò!
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ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
-ÌðáìðÜ, ìðáìðÜ!!! Óôï ó÷ïëåßï ìå öùíÜæïõí ìáöéüæï!
-Êáëá ðáéäß ìïõ èá ðåñÜóù íá ôï êáíïíßóù...
-Íá öáíåß óáí áôý÷çìá å!!!-ìðáìðá ìðáìðá, åíá áãïñáêé ï Êùóôáêçò ïëï ìå ðåéñáæåé!
-êáé ôé óïõ ëååé?
-ìå ëååé áäåñöÞ.
-å ñéîôïõ ìéá áìá óå îáíáðåé åôóé.
-ìá ìðáìðá, åéíáé ôüóï ãëõêïýëçò...ôï ðáéäé ãõñíáåé êëåãïíôáò óôï óðéôé:
- ìáìá, ôá ðáéäéá óôï ó÷ïëéï ìå öùíáæïõí óáìðïõáí
- åëá ôæïíóïí, ï÷é ðéá äáêñõá!!!
Áí åß÷á ìéá åõ÷Þ, èá Þôáí íá öôáóù êáðïéá óôéãìç, íá ãéíù ôïóï Ïëõìðéáêüò üóï ï ÓÜââáò Èåïäùñßäçò.
Du3lisT (14-06-12)
captain-cook (03-04-12), Du3lisT (14-06-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
-Ãéáôñååååååååååååååå å÷ù ðñïâëçìá ìå ôïí óéáìáéï áäåëöï ìïõ Åéíáé gay!!!!
-Å ùñáéá å÷åôå 2 äéáöïñåôéêåò æùåò êáé åìðåéñéåò!!
-Íáé áëëá å÷ïõìå êáé ôïí ÉÄÉÏ êùëï!!!
ÁðÜíôçóç: ÁíÝêäïôá
¸íáò öáíôÜñïò ëßãï "êïõíéóôüò" êÜíåé óêïðéÜ óôï óôñáôüðåäï! Åêåß ðïõ êÜèåôáé áìÝñéìíïò ìåò óôçí êáëÞ ÷áñÜ ðåñíÜåé ï ëï÷áãüò!
- Á÷ êáëÝ, Ýíá ìáíÜñé!!! ëÝåé ï öáíôÜñïò.
Åêíåõñßæåôáé ï ëï÷áãüò, âÜæåé öùíÞ êáé ôïõ ëÝåé:
- Ðùò ëÝãåóáé, ÑÅÅÅÅ; ÐáñïõóéÜóïõ!!!!
Áöïý ðáñïõóéÜæåôáé ï öáíôÜñïò, ãõñßæåé ï ëï÷áãüò, äåß÷íïíôáò ôï Ýíá åê ôùí ôñéþí áóôÝñùí ðïõ Ý÷åé óôï ãáëüíé êáé ôïõ öùíÜæåé:
- Ôé åßíáé áõôü, ÑÅÅÅ;;
- ¸íá áóôåñÜêé, ëÝåé ìå íÜæé ï öáíôÜñïò.
- Êé áõôü ôé åßíáé ÑÅÅÅ;; ëÝåé äåß÷íïíôáò ìå íåýñá ôï äåýôåñï áóôÝñé.
- Aëëï Ýíá áóôåñÜêé, ëÝåé ìå ôï ßäéï íÜæé ï öáíôÜñïò.
- Êáé áõôü ôé åßíáé, ÑÅÅÅÅ;;;; äåß÷íïíôáò ôï ôñßôï áóôÝñé êáé ôñïìåñÜ åêíåõñéóìÝíïò ðéá...
- ¸íá ôñßôï áóôåñÜêé!!! (óôïí êüóìï ôïõ áõôüò...)
- Êáé ðùò ðñÝðåé íá ìå öùíÜæåéò, ÑÅÅÅ;;;;;
- ÏõñáíÝ ìïõ....;;;;
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ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
chainsaw (08-04-12)
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
ÁðÜíôçóç: ΕΔΩ ΓΕΛΑΜΕ!
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-Ôá áëëá ðáéäéá ðïõ ãñáöïõí 19 êáé 20 ðéï åîõðíá åéíáé áðï óåíá âñå;;;
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-Äå ìå íïéáæåé ôé êáíïõí ïé áëëïé!
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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